Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[united we dance]

Another simple dancing game from you, the third featuring George W. Bush. Why do you make him specifically dance so much? Anyways not particularly worse or better than anything else you've done.

[CronoTriggerPump'n2 Demo]

Uninspiring demo, doesn't bring anything new to the table, nor does it have anything interesting or amusing, save for the intro. Odd that the first one was a shitpost and was better than this.

[BMX Street Cruising-done2]

Actually not as terrible an idea as the description makes it out to be. More than a simple "kill x game" but still somewhere in that category. Probably wouldn't have been as bad if the hitboxes on the skateboards were a little better.

[Karuppa In Love]

Impeccable fighting game, especially for 2001. Not only did it function pretty well combat wise, but there were a variety of combos to try out and instruction on how to use them in the training menu. The levels weren't too long, so even though they were the same enemy until the boss, it wasn't too repetitive, and on top of that each fight has the opportunity to be unique since their move set has quite a few attacks.

The story was the most lacking part of the game, I think you were trying to be funny in the dialogue to appeal to Newgrounds a little more, but it wasn't really necessary, a better story would do wonders for this game being as it is now, it's pretty generic.

[Turkey's Revenge!!!!]

Seemed like a silly shooting game, there are plenty of those around back in the early portal. This one was a little better animated, and had a story? Had a bug where you could right click and hit play and then you can shoot the guy over an over to pretty much win for free.

[Final Fantasy Game Engine]

Seemed like a nice Final Fantasy engine, but it's obviously lacking story and proper textures for the enemies. Overall it worked pretty well, dodging some of the simple mistakes that early RPG makers often did, like forgetting to put a max health, or only having one move.

[Training Module]

Seemed really cool, but I think it's not even close to done yet. I found the controls interesting, but it's in need of some sort of instructions, as I have no idea what the point of the game was and had to figure out how to move on my own.

[ten rules of ebonics]

Ebonics is an outdated term, which makes this seem racist because it only refers to the black Americans. Would've had a better title if you called it "how to speak ghetto" or something because people of all races can have this dialect and plenty of blacks don't speak this way.

Overall I thought it was funny, but I'm not sure if it was in good taste because it has potential to be seen as discriminatory.

[What the hell?]

Cool widget, but I can't help but notice that it was described as "unpredictable" when you're literally the one that controls all the movement. Odd choice of words is all.

[space 2001]

Not the worst shooter game I've seen, but definitely nothing new or interesting here. I liked the graphics overall, but it's kinda seemed like you were shooting at passive space ships.