Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Turkey's Revenge!!!!]

Seemed like a silly shooting game, there are plenty of those around back in the early portal. This one was a little better animated, and had a story? Had a bug where you could right click and hit play and then you can shoot the guy over an over to pretty much win for free.

[Final Fantasy Game Engine]

Seemed like a nice Final Fantasy engine, but it's obviously lacking story and proper textures for the enemies. Overall it worked pretty well, dodging some of the simple mistakes that early RPG makers often did, like forgetting to put a max health, or only having one move.

[Training Module]

Seemed really cool, but I think it's not even close to done yet. I found the controls interesting, but it's in need of some sort of instructions, as I have no idea what the point of the game was and had to figure out how to move on my own.

[ten rules of ebonics]

Ebonics is an outdated term, which makes this seem racist because it only refers to the black Americans. Would've had a better title if you called it "how to speak ghetto" or something because people of all races can have this dialect and plenty of blacks don't speak this way.

Overall I thought it was funny, but I'm not sure if it was in good taste because it has potential to be seen as discriminatory.

[What the hell?]

Cool widget, but I can't help but notice that it was described as "unpredictable" when you're literally the one that controls all the movement. Odd choice of words is all.

[space 2001]

Not the worst shooter game I've seen, but definitely nothing new or interesting here. I liked the graphics overall, but it's kinda seemed like you were shooting at passive space ships.

[Dork Hunt]

Heavily dated, I've seen better duck hunt clones for sure. I don't really like the idea of shooting people just because they're "dorks." I know it's a joke, still not my type of thing.

[C saves Luigi]

High quality shitpost from the clock crew. Need I say anything more?

Anyways from a critical standpoint this isn't good at all, but at least it has some character familiarity with Luigi in it. Obviously meant to be silly.

[Turkey Hunter]

Poorly made, you just gun down turkeys for a minute or so, nice to see that it got a daily feature, so good for you, but the date on this really shows. There is only one death animation wherever you hit the turkey, and they all run too fast to hit with any accuracy. What ends up happening is you spam click the screen until it's done.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. I have better games on my page.

[Throw Balls at FAT GOKU]

Why? What was Homer Simpson doing in all of this...

Seems very simple, and I think I've seen some games just like it. As the description says this is pretty pointless.