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Impeccable fighting game, especially for 2001. Not only did it function pretty well combat wise, but there were a variety of combos to try out and instruction on how to use them in the training menu. The levels weren't too long, so even though they were the same enemy until the boss, it wasn't too repetitive, and on top of that each fight has the opportunity to be unique since their move set has quite a few attacks.

The story was the most lacking part of the game, I think you were trying to be funny in the dialogue to appeal to Newgrounds a little more, but it wasn't really necessary, a better story would do wonders for this game being as it is now, it's pretty generic.

Seemed like a silly shooting game, there are plenty of those around back in the early portal. This one was a little better animated, and had a story? Had a bug where you could right click and hit play and then you can shoot the guy over an over to pretty much win for free.

Seemed like a nice Final Fantasy engine, but it's obviously lacking story and proper textures for the enemies. Overall it worked pretty well, dodging some of the simple mistakes that early RPG makers often did, like forgetting to put a max health, or only having one move.

Seemed really cool, but I think it's not even close to done yet. I found the controls interesting, but it's in need of some sort of instructions, as I have no idea what the point of the game was and had to figure out how to move on my own.

Ebonics is an outdated term, which makes this seem racist because it only refers to the black Americans. Would've had a better title if you called it "how to speak ghetto" or something because people of all races can have this dialect and plenty of blacks don't speak this way.

Overall I thought it was funny, but I'm not sure if it was in good taste because it has potential to be seen as discriminatory.

Cool widget, but I can't help but notice that it was described as "unpredictable" when you're literally the one that controls all the movement. Odd choice of words is all.

Not the worst shooter game I've seen, but definitely nothing new or interesting here. I liked the graphics overall, but it's kinda seemed like you were shooting at passive space ships.

Heavily dated, I've seen better duck hunt clones for sure. I don't really like the idea of shooting people just because they're "dorks." I know it's a joke, still not my type of thing.

High quality shitpost from the clock crew. Need I say anything more?

Anyways from a critical standpoint this isn't good at all, but at least it has some character familiarity with Luigi in it. Obviously meant to be silly.

Poorly made, you just gun down turkeys for a minute or so, nice to see that it got a daily feature, so good for you, but the date on this really shows. There is only one death animation wherever you hit the turkey, and they all run too fast to hit with any accuracy. What ends up happening is you spam click the screen until it's done.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. I have better games on my page.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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