Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Marooned-]

Cute stranded point and click adventure, much better than your other stuff so far.

I liked the concept, and it was simple and short. I actually quite liked the font choice. All the paths could mostly be done following common sense, which is something a lot of early point and clicks didn't understand because they were trying to be funny.

[SmokeOut (practice mode)]

Rhythm game, but has some major flaws that made it not great.

So the reaction time necessary was a little too fast, you end up failing almost immediately if you haven't memorized the patter already. Major bug was that the music looped over itself every time you tried again, causing ear rape in about 5 restarts. I wish you could just press space to try again, and keep things simple in that regard instead of going over to your mouse every time.

Ultimately the concept was good, but it was executed quite terribly.

[Tony Hawk Half pipe game]

Wasn't terrible, but I couldn't get most of the tricks to work. The controls made it very annoying to play, with the trick buttons in a very awkward position.

[Wind Chimes]

Very strange, needs a little more explanation, because I'm not really sure what the overall point was. It sounded okay though.

[YaHoO!]

True PSA to warn your friends of the dangers of Yahoo. "friends don't let friends Yahoo."

Honestly it was kinda funny, but nothing spectacular. Really belongs more on the "movies" part of the site.

[Space Fighter demo]

Decent space shooter, had quite a few issues when I played though.

So the enemy count to proceed is way too high, you get really bored just sitting there and waiting for the enemies to come in. Doesn't help when bumping into one instantly kills you either. When you did die, the game over screen looped instead of prompting you to start again. Really could've been something, but it's only a demo.

[Limp Dickhead Part II !!!]

A "fighting game" maybe... more like a "kill x game" however.

All you do is spam your keyboard and hit him until he falls flat. Not very original.

[iMac must die!!]

Mac is pretty shit, not gonna lie.

This is a "kill x game" featuring an inanimate object! We've devolved... Anyways this is more of a gif than a game, but I've restated how poor these kinds of games all are numerous times now.

[GBA Countdown Clock]

Well, nice shit post. Kinda reminds me of the Annoying Orange World Premier timer gif out there. This is still going, or does it reset?

Either way everyone can agree this is ultimately pointless in every way.

[The Stickman Adventure]

Pretty decent and satisfying to play. Though not very original.