Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

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Definitely needs context, I'm completely lost. Looked and sounds nice, but I'm not sure that those samples are your so... all this is, is an incomplete intro to a game that doesn't explain anything.

[Dead Baby Dressup!]

A quality dress up game, I often begrudgingly give you stars. Every game from you so far leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, but they are definitively better than the surrounding games of the time. You sick bastard.

Some of the objects were very funny, some were just meh, but it all was quality art. Game lagged a little from the object count though.

[Buried Alive 2001 (Beta)]

Has more than a few bugs, and doesn't ultimately work, but I loved the idea, so two stars.

Bugs: you don't die, game crashes after blocks exceed the top of the screen, blocks can fall off the bottom of the map sometimes, and you can clip through some rocks.

[Fraternity Massacre! v1.0]

Meh, a shoot em up, overly violent, but so was everything in 2001. Had nice graphics though. It seems like you actually put in some effort. There was a bug, I could just hold down space bar and I'd never need to reload because it did it instantly.

[Many Faces Of Dana Carvey]

Damn, Dana Carvey is looking good in that blonde wig...

It's a dress up game, but it looks alright, kinda funny. Nothing new or interesting here.

[Goin Postal]

Game's over, guess it's time for me to go to China!

I thought it was going to be a massacre game, but instead it was a shitty fps. The reaction time needed to hit the postal workers is absurd, you'd pretty much need to memorize where they spawn, I don't have time for that. Luckily for me, there was a bug that allowed me to skip through it by clicking the play button every time I died.

What was the deal with the girl? I'll never know. Who's the boss? Guess that's another mystery unsolved. But what I do know is that this was a pretty lame flash... goodbye.

[Fun With Goths]

"Kill x game" I pretty much give all of them half a star because this was just normal at the time. This one however, had no good points at all.

[Crono-walking-testing]

I get this is a post asking for help, but that should really be done on the forums instead. By the way, you just need to add collisions, but this is old flash, so I don't know how that'd be done. Probably too late to say that now :p

Anyways since this is nothing but a non functional room... no stars.

[E2E Gameplay Preview NEW]

Pretty much the same deal as the previous edition, but I appreciate people that work on their things before uploading, and improve from their last posts, so have an extra half star.