Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dork Hunt]

Heavily dated, I've seen better duck hunt clones for sure. I don't really like the idea of shooting people just because they're "dorks." I know it's a joke, still not my type of thing.

[C saves Luigi]

High quality shitpost from the clock crew. Need I say anything more?

Anyways from a critical standpoint this isn't good at all, but at least it has some character familiarity with Luigi in it. Obviously meant to be silly.

[Turkey Hunter]

Poorly made, you just gun down turkeys for a minute or so, nice to see that it got a daily feature, so good for you, but the date on this really shows. There is only one death animation wherever you hit the turkey, and they all run too fast to hit with any accuracy. What ends up happening is you spam click the screen until it's done.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. I have better games on my page.

[Throw Balls at FAT GOKU]

Why? What was Homer Simpson doing in all of this...

Seems very simple, and I think I've seen some games just like it. As the description says this is pretty pointless.

[elf golf]

Way too early, you published this in November, that's like 10 days too early for Christmas season...

Anyways nice animation, and very cute overall with the quotes and such. There wasn't much to it, but there didn't need to be.

[Pol]

Wonderful run and dodge game, but why that art? It's so unsettling...

Has some good mechanics overall, roll and jump, and movement back and forth, would've been nice to get a tutorial of all types of obstacles though.

[Harry Potthead]

How fitting that I'm reviewing this on 4/20.

Anyways from a critical standpoint this isn't your best work obviously. The whole "kill x person" thing has been done to death, but it was the foundation on which Newgrounds established it's humor. Personally I don't enjoy violence that much, but I'm part of an entirely different generation.

The animation was okay, I've seen better from you before this point. Overall it was just meant to be silly, and that's fine.

[HAHAHAHHAHAH]

Wow, a top tier clock crew shitpost, so shit that it doesn't even fit in the website. Probably would've been a decently funny animation from the sound of it, but obviously this deserves nothing from a critical standpoint.

[p00p adventure n.3]

The final P00p adventure game, it's been fun.

So the animation changed a little bit, I preferred the old one better, but not enough to take any points off. This one was too easy in comparison to the unfairness of the others, I expected to click on something not obvious at all, but maybe I just got lucky?

[Skrink-Ball]

Not a great pong game at all, I couldn't get it to work against the AI, but at least there was a 2 player mode. Speaking of, the A and the Z are inverted for which one goes up and down.

The sounds were the best part about this from the satisfying batting sound of the ball, and the voice.