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The startup nearly gave me a seizure, like for fucks sake that was an annoying blinking light. I don't know any of the people in it, but that's not really why it was bad. All you do is click on four people running around until they drop dead as annoying music blasts your headphones. This hurts.

No much better than the first, it did solve the elevator and startup problems, but the first boss was ruined by having to spam click him a ton to win instead of his more balanced original health. The second level I found kinda funny with the whole password to the club, and the boss just running away from you.

Personally I like demos that try to show off using unique concepts, so this game hit me at a bit of a soft spot in my critique. I liked the zoom in feature, could've done something like adding it to the scroll on the mouse to make it quicker to use, however. Though, it was very short, and the story ends up being nowhere near complete.

Wasn't half bad, reaction time and memory game of sorts. Wish it was actually completed, but I kinda enjoyed it, however brief.

This was a demo with redeeming qualities to it. Wasn't anything amazing, but the movement was pretty satisfying. However, I hit a snag and had to manually press the play button in flash to get into the elevator and start the level itself.

An actually good "kill x game."

When I read the title I was kinda expecting you to just put a bullet in him and be done with it, but there were plenty of good aspects, such as the music, the old man's insults, the explanation, and the overall theme of it. It follows the 8-bit graphics the whole time, so I can actually appreciate this.

I mean, it has nothing on the Altered states series, but I'll take it. The person seems rather unpredictable, and none of the choices are really good. I mean you could've made it at least a little more realistic or funny. Art was also shitpost quality...

Wasn't bad, a little fun, needs some work, but the power ups were radical.

I felt that the hitboxes needed some adjustment, the main point to hit seems a bit high on their heads instead of on their bodies. Overall the freeze, nuke, reflect and more brick power ups were all pretty cool ideas. Only one or two on the screen at a time was a little bit of a bummer though.

I kinda wish there was an endless mode, just to chill out in.

Instructions were a little hard to follow and I couldn't figure out how to get all the tricks done, but I thought it was a pretty good concept. You could probably make it better by better defining the regions in which you could do the tricks, and maybe keybinding some of the tricks to a letter.

Unfortunately I couldn't find out how to get them to rap, you should've included a hint somewhere on how to do it, but it was still funny seeing a bunch of old models dance around to music.

At least there wasn't any gore...

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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