Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SUPER SWEAR SWEARBEAR!]

You've kinda already done something very similar, kinda loses it's charm a little after the 2nd time around. Random swearing can only be so funny.

[Whack the pope]

Just another shitty wack a mole clone, where the guy is the pope. Guy moves too quickly, and this is overall uncreative. I don't know how many bad clones of this game I've played at this point...

[The Backup Files]

Thanks I hate it.

This was seriously fucked up, but that was the point of it all. It gave that rather uncomfortable weird funny vibe when you read them. Although some of the grammar was off, I don't really care because the entries are supposed to come from an unreliable narrator. I might use some of these as copy pastas with my friends.

It had an okay presentation, usually the stories had something to do with the body part that you clicked on, though there was a little bug where you had to click them in a certain order to get all 5 stories from each part.

[Swearbear X-mas]

Repeats the same four lines, but they were kinda funny and the animation was decent.

[Kill those Bastards]

The startup nearly gave me a seizure, like for fucks sake that was an annoying blinking light. I don't know any of the people in it, but that's not really why it was bad. All you do is click on four people running around until they drop dead as annoying music blasts your headphones. This hurts.

[OutRun: Version 9.0]

No much better than the first, it did solve the elevator and startup problems, but the first boss was ruined by having to spam click him a ton to win instead of his more balanced original health. The second level I found kinda funny with the whole password to the club, and the boss just running away from you.

[ViolentScopeLvl1(nomusic)]

Personally I like demos that try to show off using unique concepts, so this game hit me at a bit of a soft spot in my critique. I liked the zoom in feature, could've done something like adding it to the scroll on the mouse to make it quicker to use, however. Though, it was very short, and the story ends up being nowhere near complete.

[survive the snowboard]

Wasn't half bad, reaction time and memory game of sorts. Wish it was actually completed, but I kinda enjoyed it, however brief.

[OutRun: Version 1.0]

This was a demo with redeeming qualities to it. Wasn't anything amazing, but the movement was pretty satisfying. However, I hit a snag and had to manually press the play button in flash to get into the elevator and start the level itself.

[Kill Old Man from Zelda!!]

An actually good "kill x game."

When I read the title I was kinda expecting you to just put a bullet in him and be done with it, but there were plenty of good aspects, such as the music, the old man's insults, the explanation, and the overall theme of it. It follows the 8-bit graphics the whole time, so I can actually appreciate this.