Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[crap]

I mean, it has nothing on the Altered states series, but I'll take it. The person seems rather unpredictable, and none of the choices are really good. I mean you could've made it at least a little more realistic or funny. Art was also shitpost quality...

[Brickdrop v1.0]

Wasn't bad, a little fun, needs some work, but the power ups were radical.

I felt that the hitboxes needed some adjustment, the main point to hit seems a bit high on their heads instead of on their bodies. Overall the freeze, nuke, reflect and more brick power ups were all pretty cool ideas. Only one or two on the screen at a time was a little bit of a bummer though.

I kinda wish there was an endless mode, just to chill out in.

[O.S. Skatedoard Demo 2]

Instructions were a little hard to follow and I couldn't figure out how to get all the tricks done, but I thought it was a pretty good concept. You could probably make it better by better defining the regions in which you could do the tricks, and maybe keybinding some of the tricks to a letter.

[black mesa disco inferno]

Unfortunately I couldn't find out how to get them to rap, you should've included a hint somewhere on how to do it, but it was still funny seeing a bunch of old models dance around to music.

At least there wasn't any gore...

[Kill Rosie O'Donnel]

Just a female comedian shooting herself I guess... "kill x games" never get any better. Don't know why they were playing Russian roulette in Macdonalds, but that was kind of funny?

[Kill Jonathan Lipnicki]

I'd rather not shoot children, so that's a hard pass for me. A rather grotesque "kill x game."

[Jade - K-9 Catnappers]

Odd, yet fun game. I don't mind sending all the furries to jail lmao.

The game play was alright, had a bit of strategy, though I wish there was something else to do with your money so that you had to make a choice whether to get more heals over damage boosters or defense or something. Only major problem I had with it was aiming was sometimes difficult because the screen scrolling was determined on where your mouse was.

[Verbal Abuse Simulator]

Kinda funny, honestly I was expecting worse insults, but it all is really just in your opinion anyways so, meh. All in all an okay sound board, but not the best I've seen.

[the 5ve fIght-ABS Vs RICH]

Kinda funny, in a weird way. Mostly Spanish, so I had to use my Puerto Rican translator, to understand it. The secret wasn't possible to click normally as far as I could tell, but I could pause it to click it.

[Silent Assasin: Pikachu]

Well I shot Pikachu, for the thousandth time. Another "kill x game" more of the same bs.