Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chicken Hunter]

Simple shooter, kinda fun, but all the chickens have the same path. Honestly glad it wasn't too long because it would've been more boring to have it drag on.

Chickens are very funny animals.

[Miscar Redrum!]

It's an odd soundboard, and it doesn't bring any pleasant feelings when playing. Is this all voiced by you?

I wasn't really sure what was going on, I get it's for a comic book, but that doesn't explain much at all.

[Dr. P's Infernal Machine]

It's a pretty bad sound board. This was supposed to be a shitpost right? Really annoyed my ears.

RadishClock responds:

you're welcome

[Astroboy vs One Bad Storm]

So at the start I thought it might be something cool, but it actually ended up being very similar to a bunch of trashy plane games that were released around this time too. The life and power stuff was cool, but you get instantly killed after like a minute by something with way too much health.

[Kirby Escape From Halberd]

I've never played any Kirby games, but I really should. Only place I know this guy from is Smash.

So the concept of this game, wasn't that bad, it was a dodge and escape. Only problem I had with it was the short amount of time you had to decide. It's less than a second for something that you can't possibly register that fast. The alarm and music gave a great theme to it.

I was very happy about the cheeseburger at the end.

[Tennis - FlashFusion]

Simple pong, doesn't have much to it besides a tennis skin. Moves a little quickly because of the reduced space on the court. It'd be a lot cooler if you added tennis scores instead of just incrementing numbers.

[Terrorize the Terrorist]

Another kill Osama game, which there are plenty of. This one doesn't seem to have anything new about it, I'm actually pretty sure the only thing in this I haven't seen him get killed by before was the freezing one. You get a half star for patriotism, congrats!

[Shore Acres]

The best point and click adventure I've seen before 2002. Has quite a few distinguishing features, such as a guide (which unfortunately doesn't work anymore) an item system, and "secrets" (though I think you end up needing to find them to finish the game anyways.

The story was simple and cute, though a little awkward for me because my sister's name is Audrey. Cheddeys was an odd plot devise, but was overall lighthearted and amusing. I like how the game doesn't feel empty at any point. Going around there is always something to do around town, or someone to talk to, or multiple ways to go.

Only reason I gave this half a star shy of 5 is because of the art. You probably made this when you were much younger, so it's understandable for what it is, but some things are just so unimpressive, I couldn't give full credit for the appearance.

[old people killer trial]

Not only was that just a bad game in general, having terrible art, concept, and no sound whatsoever. It's completely unfinished. On top of that you tried to manipulate people into giving you 5 stars in exchange for websites. Shame on you.

[Tetris - Flash Fusion]

Not very original, as I've seen several Tetris clones at this point, and there is a bug when you restart that makes it only change the block you have. Also noticed that when you do play the same blocks appear in the same order.