Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bob's Day Out]

Imagine going to a super market with an uzi just to rob a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Now that's my kinda guy.

Wasn't particularly unique, but it was lighthearted and fun. Kinda wished that there was more than just one right answer for every problem you came across, and some of the deaths just didn't make sense.

[Castonia RPG]

This made me want to die, not because it was bad, but because I grinded for no reason...

Generally speaking it was an alright rpg in the aspect that you could get combat encounters and level up etc. However, the world felt so ridiculously empty, and the bugs are all over the place. Most enemies didn't drop gold, so as you walked that green wasteland you call a field you gain nothing but internal pain and slow progression toward your next milestone. Everything looked the same, so finding something was impossible, a mini map would fix this.

What really put the icing on the cake was how late you got the sword, no berries, and the fact you can clip through walls by spamming diagonally.

As I said before, it was okay, and at least it had a bunch of things to talk about unlike some other things in 2001, but this good concept had a pretty poor execution.

[Punk-Ass Millionaire!]

Another "who want to be a millionaire" clone. Nothing special about this one, besides drug references and self advertising to a site that isn't around anymore.

[Croco's Music]

Cute, but not especially useful because the notes are a little off from an octave. I tried to play a bit, but only managed to get mindless fun from it rather than anything musically interesting.

[SUPER SWEAR SWEARBEAR!]

You've kinda already done something very similar, kinda loses it's charm a little after the 2nd time around. Random swearing can only be so funny.

[Whack the pope]

Just another shitty wack a mole clone, where the guy is the pope. Guy moves too quickly, and this is overall uncreative. I don't know how many bad clones of this game I've played at this point...

[The Backup Files]

Thanks I hate it.

This was seriously fucked up, but that was the point of it all. It gave that rather uncomfortable weird funny vibe when you read them. Although some of the grammar was off, I don't really care because the entries are supposed to come from an unreliable narrator. I might use some of these as copy pastas with my friends.

It had an okay presentation, usually the stories had something to do with the body part that you clicked on, though there was a little bug where you had to click them in a certain order to get all 5 stories from each part.

[Swearbear X-mas]

Repeats the same four lines, but they were kinda funny and the animation was decent.

[Kill those Bastards]

The startup nearly gave me a seizure, like for fucks sake that was an annoying blinking light. I don't know any of the people in it, but that's not really why it was bad. All you do is click on four people running around until they drop dead as annoying music blasts your headphones. This hurts.

[OutRun: Version 9.0]

No much better than the first, it did solve the elevator and startup problems, but the first boss was ruined by having to spam click him a ton to win instead of his more balanced original health. The second level I found kinda funny with the whole password to the club, and the boss just running away from you.