Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[escape grade 1]

Pretty much the same game as escape high school. You guys really need to escape from somewhere else this is the third remake of something like this. Ultimately nothing new, actually a step back if anything.

[Dinopet 1.0]

Very empty, these pet games really need more to em. All you can do is watch 2 animations, and get run over.

[kaksen]

Sehr eigenartig, ich weiß nicht, warum ich einer Person einen Kolben angelegt und sie so behandelt habe, als wären sie verstopft, aber ... ich glaube, ich habe es getan. Nicht besonders gut, aber ich denke, es könnte Spaß machen, eine halbe Sekunde lang mit Ihrem Geschwister Tastatur-Spam zu versenden. Scat Humor ist nicht mein Ding, ein bisschen ekliger Typ.

English translation:
Very peculiar, I don't know why I put a plunger on a person and treated them like they were clogged but... I guess I did. Not especially good, but I guess it could be fun to keyboard spam with your sibling for half a second. Scat humor isn't my thing, kinda gross dude.

[jason the offending game]

Kinda cool, in a way. Had a few issues navigating, I'm pretty sure you can get caught in a loop at some points. I'll accept the gore for this game since it is Jason after all...

[Commandos I intro]

That was significantly flawed.

Okay so the concepts at first seemed cool, but they aren't implemented whatsoever. The intelligence bar goes down and has no effect on anything, nor does the special bar go down at all from what I could tell. Having both Strength and Health bars is kinda redundant.

What made this game so bad was that you couldn't see anything while you were getting fired at because you're stuck in the scope the whole time. This leaves you taking damage and frantically looking for someone, then another guy spawns and suddenly you're dead...

PS: noticed a bug where it would just say I won after a certain number of tries, then it wouldn't let me retry the game.

[Kill Will Stamper]

I don't think this is the Will Stamper I'm thinking of...

Either way, man that sucked. Another "kill x game" with this one being hypocritical in nature because you joke about death saying he shouldn't joke about death. Just as most games of this type, you click on his head till he drops dead.

[Bob's Day Out]

Imagine going to a super market with an uzi just to rob a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Now that's my kinda guy.

Wasn't particularly unique, but it was lighthearted and fun. Kinda wished that there was more than just one right answer for every problem you came across, and some of the deaths just didn't make sense.

[Castonia RPG]

This made me want to die, not because it was bad, but because I grinded for no reason...

Generally speaking it was an alright rpg in the aspect that you could get combat encounters and level up etc. However, the world felt so ridiculously empty, and the bugs are all over the place. Most enemies didn't drop gold, so as you walked that green wasteland you call a field you gain nothing but internal pain and slow progression toward your next milestone. Everything looked the same, so finding something was impossible, a mini map would fix this.

What really put the icing on the cake was how late you got the sword, no berries, and the fact you can clip through walls by spamming diagonally.

As I said before, it was okay, and at least it had a bunch of things to talk about unlike some other things in 2001, but this good concept had a pretty poor execution.

[Punk-Ass Millionaire!]

Another "who want to be a millionaire" clone. Nothing special about this one, besides drug references and self advertising to a site that isn't around anymore.

[Croco's Music]

Cute, but not especially useful because the notes are a little off from an octave. I tried to play a bit, but only managed to get mindless fun from it rather than anything musically interesting.