Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Absalom RPG 2]

The first good RPG on Newgrounds, has quite the length to it. Overall I thought the moves each having a unique strategy to them was really cool, and where the art lacked, the game filled in. Improvement from the first game is noticeable, with new moves, and being able to continue from the first game's save. (minus your cards, but whatever)

The one problem I had wit the first game was solved with the password you could use to save. The characters seem to be progressing as much as a 2000's writer could really do at the time. And the whole world's "spades are hidden from history" plot is interesting. I'm not sure if Absaolm Dungeon is the next in line for the story, but if it isn't that's a shame it didn't finish. Great job again Kinsman!

[Kill Bubbles (ppg)]

It's a sequel, and the initial art isn't that bad, but man it doesn't deserve even half the score it got. It's just another "kill x game" with Bubbles.

[Low Rider!]

Kinda pointless, music was fine for the intro, but the game play was more than lacking. The objects got right back up after you ran them over, and the size comparison doesn't make sense. The quit button also doesn't even work. You sir, get a slow clap.

[Bubba vs. Igor]

As good as this looked I found quite a few issues after only a minute or two of playing. First off the characters in of themselves seem a little unbalanced. One has four attacks the other has three, and only one has the ability to hit when you're ducking. If that weren't bad enough, there was no way to move the characters at the same time, as the keyboard just took the input of the last key press.

[Dark Prophecy (alpha)]

Kinda reminded me of Hotline Miami, but way slower.

In general the traps and the stealth elements were cool, but I felt that you could nearly never get a back stab with how slow your attack is. Hope that the next part is good.

[Kill Kathy]

Kathie is spelled wrong. Maybe it was on purpose?

Overall it was an okay assassin game, had "kill x game" elements to it, but it was a little more complicated and followed a more point and click adventure style. The part at the end went over my head, but was that her boyfriend or husband at the time? Moved a little too slowly at some parts, a simple "skip" button would do this game wonders.

[snack hunt]

It's designed to be annoying, and it was, good job?

I managed to beat it by clicking "forward" on the death screen until it told me I won. I don't know if that really counts though. It was mostly just bs that killed you, but I laughed so...

[respect my athoarta]

I can't believe I was just killed by Eric Cartman. I should've respected his authoratah.

Honestly it was just clicking three buttons, and then you get shot. Pretty lame.

[Shroomeys who want to be]

Simple who want to be a millionaire clone, but ghetto. The questions weren't as sick as I thought they'd be, so kudos. Generally speaking though, this concept has been done a bunch, so this isn't that creative.

[L33T Pr0j3Ct X]

Gave a higher score because it's the first 3d game on the site, besides that it was pretty bland, kinda reminded me of Duke Nuk'em.