Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Run 'Em Down 2001]

Pretty much the same thing as the first one, but less funny because it's the same joke. Looks a little better maybe? Little to no improvement.

[Kill H from Steps]

Well, you tried, and you failed. The name inputs properly though.

I get that it was supposed to be an aiming game where you kill a guy (therefore being a "kill x game") but he didn't fucking move. No challenge, and ultimately pointless.

[Matrix Simon Memory Game]

It's a themed Simon clone, nothing wrong with it as far as I can see.

[Shanghai (Taipei)]

While actually a pretty nice puzzle game in of itself, you said in the description of the game that it wasn't yours and that you didn't make it, so I can't give you credit.

[Bigger, Gayer & Uncut]

Seems that not a lot of people know who Paul Smith is, shame, either way the game was pretty bad. This seems to be the game "mosquito killer" just re-skinned and has Flight of the Bumblebee in the background. Low effort, and low creativity.

[Absalom RPG 2]

The first good RPG on Newgrounds, has quite the length to it. Overall I thought the moves each having a unique strategy to them was really cool, and where the art lacked, the game filled in. Improvement from the first game is noticeable, with new moves, and being able to continue from the first game's save. (minus your cards, but whatever)

The one problem I had wit the first game was solved with the password you could use to save. The characters seem to be progressing as much as a 2000's writer could really do at the time. And the whole world's "spades are hidden from history" plot is interesting. I'm not sure if Absaolm Dungeon is the next in line for the story, but if it isn't that's a shame it didn't finish. Great job again Kinsman!

[Kill Bubbles (ppg)]

It's a sequel, and the initial art isn't that bad, but man it doesn't deserve even half the score it got. It's just another "kill x game" with Bubbles.

[Low Rider!]

Kinda pointless, music was fine for the intro, but the game play was more than lacking. The objects got right back up after you ran them over, and the size comparison doesn't make sense. The quit button also doesn't even work. You sir, get a slow clap.

[Bubba vs. Igor]

As good as this looked I found quite a few issues after only a minute or two of playing. First off the characters in of themselves seem a little unbalanced. One has four attacks the other has three, and only one has the ability to hit when you're ducking. If that weren't bad enough, there was no way to move the characters at the same time, as the keyboard just took the input of the last key press.