Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill Premier Campbell]

Another politically motivated "kill x game." No good content here, and I generally dislike things that are hate motivated.

[The A-mazing 3-d popout]

Even without the jump scare it would've gotten a poor rating since there are so many better optical illusion games out there. Kinda funny that two unrelated shitpost jump scares are right next to each other in submission order.

[Clock Crew Quiz!]

Kinda funny shitpost here, but I would've preferred more genuine content, though what else was I expecting, clicking on anything clock crew related?

[Beat Nerdboy Senseless]

Another "kill x game." Haven't seen one of these in a while, referring to just killing someone and being done with it. Can't say it was any fun, nor that it was especially good looking either. It kinda just lumps into the other edgy crap of the time.

[FIGHT CLUB]

Not anywhere close to done really, it's just another one of those demos that aren't insightful to much of what the game will be.

[Whack-A-Pig]

Another boring whack-a-mole clone. I appreciate that you're sticking to the pig theme of things though, so at least you have some consistency if nothing else.

There were levels to it, which is more than most can say, though I have to say it was rather boring very quickly.

[NG calculator]

It's a functioning calculator, no more, no less. Can't say it's particularly fun, but it's Newgrounds themed so that's kinda cool. The display got a little fucky when the numbers got too big, so you'd really want to add scientific notation in there.

[Anger Management]

Another massacre game, though I can't say it was fun for very long, if at all. There wasn't any challenge to it since the pigs seemed to stand still. The accuracy tracker was really the only good thing about this.

[kill the fucking bird 3]

Kinda like a ghetto, French, Duck hunt game. Not necessarily bad on it's own, but definitely nothing new nor interesting. It seemed to play alright mostly, but sometimes the click detection was off, and the last bird, no matter how many times I hit it, wouldn't go down.

Still, it was fun in it's own way. Maybe it's more because I couldn't understand what the guy was saying and I just thought it was funny.

[Arena]

Good for a first for sure, especially since it was trying out new concepts for the Portal. Haven't quite seen anything play like this before, but I liked the whole Doom aesthetic that you were going for. Definitely challenging, or rather luck based. Since he had no clear tells on when he would attack it was pretty much left up to chance and if you hitting and blocking at the right times.