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Kinda cute honestly, but I'm not sure if this qualifies as a massacre game or not.

The newspaper articles really made the game, without them it would be rather bland. The oil tanker exploding at the end was unexpected, and honestly rather humorous. There was variety through the game in the type of things you burn, and it wasn't super gory either.

An okay two player battle game, it seemed to work on all ends, and didn't have any major flaws in it that made it less fun. I liked the meow sound effects, and it seemed like a fair match for both players if you were to have one.

Art, however, was very lacking here.

Decent for an online piano, but it's nowhere near complete or unique. First off, it only has about two octaves, and you can't control how long the note holds out. The background was okay, but didn't really add anything.

Interesting dodge and collect game, though I think it's a little far from Christmas when you uploaded this, so I don't know what that's about.

Felt that the concept was okay with the dodging logs, and getting hurt from the top and bottom, as well as going over or under flags for points. However, I felt that you generally could not move fast enough, I'd much rather have the controls track my mouse instead.

Cool concept, but I kinda wish there was some more variety to it, like being able to shoot in different directions would be really nice, and having balls with different effects when they break could be cool.

Much better than the other Pac-Man clones out there, this one actually has a unique design, and different levels as you progress. I'm not sure how much use the level editor can get though.

Not especially original with the joke, as it's been made about 50 different times by now, but you seem to have put in at least a little effort, as there was an opening cinematic with Mario, and some side stuff like the adventure game. However the adventure game froze up for me, so that's a down side.

Pretty good for a massacre game, usually they end up being garbage at an attempt to be edgy.

So this time you're killing a bunch of people like normal, but now you're on the side of the law! A kind of role reversal at first, but at the end you prove yourself a villain by killing already captured people.

I liked the attention to detail. When you shot someone the wound would actually show up where you hit them.

It's really not the best asteroids game because there is no easy way to decelerate, your ship is too big for maneuvering, and the background isn't even finished.

Fun sumo game, though it's challenging. Seems to be targeted toward the more immature with the farting noises and whatnot, but it had some solid controls and mechanics overall, so it makes for a decent knock out match.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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