Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[-!-Music Maker-!-]

Poorly designed and doesn't have sounds that match up at all. I guess that's a common shitpost from the clock crew.

[Beavis and Butthead Prank]

Lame soundboard, nothing new or interesting, and has pretty few buttons on it.

[The Brewmiester]

Haven't seen anything like it, too short to get a higher score than this, but honestly it was kinda cute.

[Mason's Bubble Blast]

Wholesome, too wholesome, obviously the game wasn't intended for the public, but rather was released after you guys realized it was pretty good. Due to that I feel like some of the voices come off as cringey, or odd, but honestly I'm okay with that seeing the story in the description.

The animation was cute, very cartoonish, and when it wasn't it was photos put in for it, actually overall it kind of reminded me a little of Cuphead.

It was surprisingly challenging, but since you could always start from where you lost, the challenge is pretty much gone when you choose to hit continue instead of restart. Some of the challenge was artificial, as in you couldn't possibly avoid hits sometimes a few ferrets showed up.

[Dark Prophecy Alpha 2]

So it seems cool, a lot of reading though... a lot of reading... concept comes together well, but you have to show by example instead of just writing everything out for the players. Subtlety does wonders for story.

Obviously unfinished, I wish it were completed, but it looks like this was the end for it, what a shame.

The game play was actually pretty bad, from moving around being generally slow feeling, to the main character explaining things in a monologue every screen, and the acid traps at the end were complete BS. Could've been done better, the startup took forever for something so short.

[Missile Launch! (Full)]

Makes itself out to be more complicated than it is, and ends only in disappointment. I guess my bottle rocket blew up some random country, cool.

[Simpsons Soundboard]

Had a whole lot of buttons, and it was considerably well sorted in comparison to everything else. Can't say you can do much else with a sound board.

[Ted's Immoral Adventure]

So the concept is pretty generic, a point and click to do immoral stuff, like everything else at the time...

There were some bugs with leaving buildings and buttons not working and the game randomly restarting. I guess the story overall is a little funny, but mostly it just seems like edgy garbage.

[@@@Zipstyke Clock@@@]

Very phunny, you committed shitpost, congratulations. You said the funny words "penis vagina" amazing.

Another classic clock crew spam post.

[girl pops out of a cake]

This obviously got the score it did because there are tits on the cover, but that's fine because everyone enjoys tits :D

More of a movie than anything else, better suited on that part of Newgrounds. I don't know if I ever would use this as a birthday card per say, but hey it looks cute, and made me smile for half a second.