Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Holy Wars (game)]

Had a cool intro with the Star Wars theme and all that, but then it immediately drops into disappointment. There are only two attacks that function as the same thing, and holding down, or spamming to quickly freaked the game out. The art and concept was okay, but not good enough to merit anything significant.

[Killingtime]

This game was entirely a shit fire garbage truck on a hot summer day in Mexico besides one part that made it have a single positive quality... and that was the funny losing scream.

So bad it's funny, but that's a kind of entertainment...

[Clock Invaders *game*]

Hold down space to lose your hearing.

So this sucked, but it was a shitpost from the clock crew, so nothing surprising there. I liked the spites quite a bit, but the game play was quite lacking. They move too slowly to be any threat, and there are things that block your shots. Also game play doesn't progress to the next level after they are dead.

And why... why did you make the shooting sound that? It sound like a fork scratching on a plate.

[Don't Wake Sleepydude!]

That mouse was really fucking annoying, and everything was exaggerated and grotesque, fine in the past, but ages terribly.

I wish I could just pull pranks without committing manslaughter, but somehow his head blows up like Scanners when listening to Rock music. Art was okay though, most of your credit is there.

[Deport]

Something political, in a way, not super entertaining, but well drawn for certain. I enjoyed that there were a bunch of ending and paths to go down, most games of the time just have dead ends and only one true ending.

[Ask Osama...]

"Is Israel a legitimate state?" "Yes!"

So this was cute, and funny for that matter, but not all that complex or functional. There are only around 14 answers and they aren't randomized, they just loop. The music line was funny when you did mute it.

[Super Mario Scene Creator]

Just came across this, it seemed that it was down a while? Couldn't play it a few months ago.

So this game introduces a concept similar to that of Mario Maker, something everyone wanted to do, make levels. Really this was ahead of its time, especially since it was done with Flash.

It used the simple dress up esque, drag and drop feature, but is doesn't seem to take away from the game play, and all the sprites seemed pretty okay looking save for a line or two. However it was annoying that you couldn't layer it, and there wasn't a whole lot of props.

The thing with the Backstreets Boys was more funny to me than it should have been.

[breakthru]

A simple breakout game, moves a little slowly overall, but can still be some fun. This was the last game submitted in 2001, and with that I've reviewed every game of this year.

[jenny go home]

This game was actually quite clever, it's like a bunch of riddles to get home, but all of them are with numbers. The last one took me a few tries but I eventually got it.

[No Time This Time]

Odd, but unique enough to keep me interested. Has some pretty peculiar controls as well, but it doesn't take long to get used to it.