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Not great, poorly drawn, and has very obscure solutions to simple problems, like not running towards people with guns...

You had Osama at the end, so I guess you making fun of him, extra half star for patriotism.

Doesn't work very well for what it is, the hit box on the puck is a little too big, and it has a chance to go right through you, which is very annoying. Still you get a half star for patriotism since you're bumping around Bin Laden.

Ah yes, going around in public massacring innocents has been around since the few few games of the site; though, I've never been a fan of it. I do like that there was the option to not, but there weren't any jokes that I could see, save for "The Crap" store.

There was also a few music options, so that adds a bit of variety to it.

Had some props, but was ultimately not that great. Not really sure what some of that was, and I'm not sure I want to. The music was am little annoying, and this was hardly any better than a standard "kill x game."

Dark, I kinda like it.

Can't say that there is much for content, nor that there is anything that great about it, but it has that kind of eerie vibe about it. Facades are a dangerous thing, and often hide very unpleasant truths.

What does FBMG stand for, Fun Blind Mouse Game? Have no clue.

Anyways this is a perfect example of why the voting once a day on something was changed. I can't say the art was good, but it was a little funny to some extent, but hard to follow for sure.

Not a great sound mixer, there were some options, but they all pretty much sound the same. There wasn't much you could do with this, I've seen much better games of this type.

A pretty poor Dragon Ball choice game, there was no sound, and it was boring and generic all the way through, not to mention you left it at a cliffhanger when it's only 2 minutes long at best.

Another basic windows simulator with no new jokes or original content. No sound whatsoever makes it even worse.

The intro was really cool to a pretty basic game. Would've been better with levels of course, like many of these old flashes lack. The dodging was generally pretty smooth and fair, but there was one error that occurred if you pressed right click and "play" you could jump over cars without consequence.

Liked that this wasn't about running people over for once.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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