Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Interactive Disco]

This is not a game, but a vision. Honestly this is funny enough of a joke to stay on the portal, and having been the first to think of it is great for you.

[Spank Bill Gates]

Kind of annoying mostly, Bill Gates isn't that bad of guy to my knowledge, and overall I think this game was made more out of hatred and jealousy than for making good content. Like that he exploded into money though.

[Disorderly - Sagway]

I like the game play more than the concept, and the art even more than the former. I've never really been much of a fan for unnecessary violence, but at least it's not just killing them, but rather pushing them around.

It was pretty brutal in terms of difficulty, took me several attempts, even after you get the hang of it it doesn't really get much better with the cop showing up. There was a small amount of variety with the characters that show up being different each time, but it was always the same speeds on the three. I also liked the option between mouse and keyboard control.

[The Lounger (redux)]

Really unnecessary to upload this one, it's the half step in between the first and the complete version with hardly any changes it seems. You probably did a bit of work, but you could've re-uploaded it over the old one.

[Windows XPorn]

More of a soundboard, but the title makes it seem like it's one of those Windows simulators. Honestly it's better off since that joke has been overdone.

[3D scooter]

One of the more simple trick games out there, there were quite a few over complicated and bad looking skater games out there, so this is much better in comparison, though it obviously is lacking in appearance.

[Incriminati]

"The Rough Guide to Amsterdam and a sailor costume." Wouldn't want your parents finding out your plans to sail to the Netherlands.

Overall this game was cute and concise, the whole dragging things to hide them was unique and I haven't seen anything like it thus far. The whole operation toppling down, and the absurdity of some of the items made for a good laugh, and probably one of the few examples of proper humor from the early portal.

The only thing that makes this short of 5 stars was that there wasn't much challenge to it all, I wish that you had to memorize the locations which you had to put the items and get a time penalty for the wrong place or something, or just having more levels in general. The games is great as it is though.

[Mini-Putt 2]

This was pretty nice golfing game, I really enjoyed that you couldn't cheat by pressing play on flash.

So it's a classic mini golf course, 18 holes, and none of them are particularly difficult to pass (besides the last one), but often very challenging to get a hole in one. You could probably make a whole game off of this with multiple courses and multiplayer functions... *cough cough* "Golf with friends."

The little things that made it more interesting were the accelerators and decelerators, and this time there was some water too. You also added some music, which I recommended in my first review (obviously it wasn't a response to it, but still.) I ended up turning it off, which I'm also thankful you gave the option for.

I couldn't figure out how to get the online to work, the servers are probably down by now.

As always, you did a pretty good job.

[The Clock Cup Game]

Simple cup game, but it moves too fast at the start, you should really have it scale with the amount of points you have. Nice to see something not completely shit posting from the clock crew.

[Final Fantasy Pacman]

I've seen this open source Pac-Man re-skinned so many times in 2001, and just when I though I wouldn't see another (as I haven't for a while) this comes up. Now if this were actually coded by you, I'd give it some credibility, but it wasn't. The textures look fine, but it plays just as all the other clones do, and that is with a significant amount of bugs.