Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windows XPorn]

More of a soundboard, but the title makes it seem like it's one of those Windows simulators. Honestly it's better off since that joke has been overdone.

[3D scooter]

One of the more simple trick games out there, there were quite a few over complicated and bad looking skater games out there, so this is much better in comparison, though it obviously is lacking in appearance.

[Incriminati]

"The Rough Guide to Amsterdam and a sailor costume." Wouldn't want your parents finding out your plans to sail to the Netherlands.

Overall this game was cute and concise, the whole dragging things to hide them was unique and I haven't seen anything like it thus far. The whole operation toppling down, and the absurdity of some of the items made for a good laugh, and probably one of the few examples of proper humor from the early portal.

The only thing that makes this short of 5 stars was that there wasn't much challenge to it all, I wish that you had to memorize the locations which you had to put the items and get a time penalty for the wrong place or something, or just having more levels in general. The games is great as it is though.

[Mini-Putt 2]

This was pretty nice golfing game, I really enjoyed that you couldn't cheat by pressing play on flash.

So it's a classic mini golf course, 18 holes, and none of them are particularly difficult to pass (besides the last one), but often very challenging to get a hole in one. You could probably make a whole game off of this with multiple courses and multiplayer functions... *cough cough* "Golf with friends."

The little things that made it more interesting were the accelerators and decelerators, and this time there was some water too. You also added some music, which I recommended in my first review (obviously it wasn't a response to it, but still.) I ended up turning it off, which I'm also thankful you gave the option for.

I couldn't figure out how to get the online to work, the servers are probably down by now.

As always, you did a pretty good job.

[The Clock Cup Game]

Simple cup game, but it moves too fast at the start, you should really have it scale with the amount of points you have. Nice to see something not completely shit posting from the clock crew.

[Final Fantasy Pacman]

I've seen this open source Pac-Man re-skinned so many times in 2001, and just when I though I wouldn't see another (as I haven't for a while) this comes up. Now if this were actually coded by you, I'd give it some credibility, but it wasn't. The textures look fine, but it plays just as all the other clones do, and that is with a significant amount of bugs.

[Luigi's Bad Luck IV]

So it's kinda like killing Luigi over and over again, but better than an assassin type game because of the art and that it's actually funny at some points. Good idea for a series, but it doesn't really fit as a point and click adventure style game since you have to restart each time you die.

[Kill The Dog]

Another "kill x game" without any sound or unique ideas. There was only a quick flash of Osama, so I'm not counting it to the half star for patriotism I've been giving to my reviews where Osama dies.

[The Lounger]

A sort of "virtual pet" game as you called it, but there was a lack of things to do, and most of it was just chance based. I liked that you could change the controls on the tank, but there wasn't any good graphics in this.

[Jack-In-The_Box]

So another "kill x game" of sorts, but it wasn't expected by the title of it. The chase scene is less than optimal, in fact barely functional because he just seems to heal over your attacks and you're stuck in a loop until the end of the hall. Points for creativity though.