Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sniper Scope Demo]

So first of all, this game isn't about sniping whatsoever, so the title is off. You only end up killing two enemies that take more memorization and no skill to beat, and hitting a wall with a password that cannot be figured out. The animation was less than nothing, and the sound effect for dying lasts way too long.

It's hard to be this bad.

[StickMan War (Level 1)]

Took a while to load, even with a modern computer, that's odd... When i finally got in it didn't really have anything good, that's a shame. I don't know where the logic of screaming to kill a guy came from, but that didn't make any sense at all.

[Tourette - a - Phone]

Kinda like a piano, more like a soundboard, not especially innovative, minimalist graphics here. Gets old really quickly, and is overall immature in nature.

[Aceldama]

Now this was really good, I don't know what spacehulk is, but if that's inspiration for this, then I'd say you did a good job on it.

The strategy needed to win is what won me over, there isn't any other way to play, you need to think it out, before the timer runs out. And although difficult, that doesn't mean it's not fun. Some things are left up to chance, but that's in every game.

Overall the movement being slow adds to the planning of the game, and the levels of the demons are what make you have to account for everything. I wish there were a few more ways to do things, like different enemies, and different units for yourself, though I think it was just solid all together.

[Per the Monkey 1]

The music did wonders for this, kept everything feeling the way it should. Entertaining overall, though an obvious lack of realism, though who cares being it's supposed to be silly.

[Saboten Shootout Alpha]

Why am I shooting cactus? What anger could have caused the creation of this game?

But seriously though, it's another basic unfinished shooter, but I gave it 2 stars because of the multiple ways you could destroy the cactus, which clearly took some level of thought..

[Blow Up Uncle Sam!!!]

Wait... nukes aren't fireworks? Then why do we have so many?

So this was a fun themed "kill x game," distastefully released close to 9/11 though. Nothing that amazing, but the artwork was pretty alright.

[FunnyPics]

It's like 5 basic cursed pictures, I could go on Reddit and find much better stuff, though I don't think that was an option yet when this came out, still not that great at all.

[The Virtual Bunny]

It was cute, gets boring quick, needs some more things to do with the bunny than just necessities. Maybe like cage customization or grooming, but there are plenty of games like that.

[Frogger]

Simple Frogger game, and the first one I've seen on the portal. There wasn't anything extraordinary about it, and I didn't notice any differences between levels.

I thought that the time limit was a little too short, manageable, but with little leniency. The sounds were rather repetitive, but it was fun for a short while.