Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arnold Sound Board V2]

This has been done quite a few times now, I don't know why people think doing the same thing as others will do anything.

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.

[World War 2:Part2 Preview]

Very simple and short animation, but it's hardly a preview to anything. Sure it looks okay, but it doesn't really tell me anything about what the game would be if it were finished.

[Wonka's Waste: Toxic Choc]

A basic catch the falling object game, with pretty poor controls. I'm not sure what the combination of the Goonies and Willy Wonka are doing together, but it makes for an odd duo. The premise of the game has me confused, but I don't think it was supposed to make sense.

[Nimian Flyer 2]

Worse than the first one actually, doesn't really provide anything new besides a bland story, didn't fix the main problem of not having enough time to react either. The best way to do this, is by adding a radar to tell you the distance an object is from you. I did like that you could adjust the movement of things though. I can tell that effort went into this.

[Crazy Belmont]

Well, when you're right, you're right, there was no real point. Left me a little confused because I never played Crazy Shuttle, but it was entertaining to see Belmont rush around at mach 10 speeds through people. Wasn't hard to get to 2000, and I'm afraid I didn't understand the reference of the surprise.

I especially loved the art of it, and the music obviously made the theme of it all that better.

PS: I made it to your first game playing from the first one still up, are you proud? Playing all the games on the site is gonna take a while...

[Iron Mike's Punchout]

Some amount of fun, though you can very easily get away with spamming. Is iron Mike beatable? He kinda ripped my arms off when I started to win, so I don't think so.

The graphics were easily the best part of the game, and the tips about each of the fighters made the battles worth playing.

[Make A Ganja Plantation]

Rather peculiar, nothing innovative for sure.

So I get to build a weed farm I guess. I don't think it was drawn well whatsoever, and the audio that comes with hovering over something was rather irritating. Why not just have text to tell you what something is, or better yet, make the art good enough for you to understand what it is.

[BTC - Dressup Game]

Kinda cute, not much of an original concept, but the carrot aspect is at least a little different. The art was okay, but nothing great. Some of the props were nice looking and wacky though.

[LOLWTFSNAKE]

So it's a snake game, and not a good one. Not mentioning the unoriginality of it, it's barely functional. The dots can spawn under you, and it doesn't reset properly. I don't know what the deal with the font is, because it's not very pleasing to the eye.

[Cow attracter]

"How to get female cows" all cows are female though, males are called bulls...

Odd animation, doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but did anything at this time? I guess it was a little funny, and was better than multiple ways to kill something over and over.