Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blow Up Uncle Sam!!!]

Wait... nukes aren't fireworks? Then why do we have so many?

So this was a fun themed "kill x game," distastefully released close to 9/11 though. Nothing that amazing, but the artwork was pretty alright.

[FunnyPics]

It's like 5 basic cursed pictures, I could go on Reddit and find much better stuff, though I don't think that was an option yet when this came out, still not that great at all.

[The Virtual Bunny]

It was cute, gets boring quick, needs some more things to do with the bunny than just necessities. Maybe like cage customization or grooming, but there are plenty of games like that.

[Frogger]

Simple Frogger game, and the first one I've seen on the portal. There wasn't anything extraordinary about it, and I didn't notice any differences between levels.

I thought that the time limit was a little too short, manageable, but with little leniency. The sounds were rather repetitive, but it was fun for a short while.

[Arnold Sound Board V2]

This has been done quite a few times now, I don't know why people think doing the same thing as others will do anything.

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.

[World War 2:Part2 Preview]

Very simple and short animation, but it's hardly a preview to anything. Sure it looks okay, but it doesn't really tell me anything about what the game would be if it were finished.

[Wonka's Waste: Toxic Choc]

A basic catch the falling object game, with pretty poor controls. I'm not sure what the combination of the Goonies and Willy Wonka are doing together, but it makes for an odd duo. The premise of the game has me confused, but I don't think it was supposed to make sense.

[Nimian Flyer 2]

Worse than the first one actually, doesn't really provide anything new besides a bland story, didn't fix the main problem of not having enough time to react either. The best way to do this, is by adding a radar to tell you the distance an object is from you. I did like that you could adjust the movement of things though. I can tell that effort went into this.

[Crazy Belmont]

Well, when you're right, you're right, there was no real point. Left me a little confused because I never played Crazy Shuttle, but it was entertaining to see Belmont rush around at mach 10 speeds through people. Wasn't hard to get to 2000, and I'm afraid I didn't understand the reference of the surprise.

I especially loved the art of it, and the music obviously made the theme of it all that better.

PS: I made it to your first game playing from the first one still up, are you proud? Playing all the games on the site is gonna take a while...

[Leisure Suit Harry]

So I can easily see that this could be very good, but it's really buggy as all hell. It took me a while to figure out how to do anything, should've had more specific instructions really, and there wasn't many clear indications on what to do at certain times.

As for the bugs I got stuck in the dorm basement, there was no beer in the trash in front of the dorm, and clicking play while talking to girls can easily skip you though the game.

I liked the concept, and there were quite a few funny things to do, but these text based games stopped being made for a reason, they are awfully dated and always difficult to figure out.