Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Slipknot Unmasked !]

Now I'm no Slipknot fan, nor ever will be, but that's not why I dislike this. First of all it blasts you with loud music as soon as you start, and all you do is see low quality pictures of the people under masks. Kinda pointless when you can just google it.

[Kill the Flea!]

Another style of "kill x game." Now I think was supposed to be a time waster / shitpost so I don't really mind it, but there definitely wasn't anything good here. It was a little entertaining looking for the flea, but I'm sure what's the deal with the picture.

[Balthor's Funhouse]

Odd and dated to be sure, but at least this time I'm killing people who deserve it. I don't know much about this Balthor you speak of, but this is pretty much exactly what I expected it to be. Move developed than just a regular torture game, but you can get away with just spam clicking everywhere for points.

[Computér Viru§]

I found that cute, but really not a game at all. You can't interact with it whatsoever, and it might as well be a GIF.

[Burnside Skatepark]

Not that interesting, you can't really interact with anything in the skate park itself, you just kinda get to see either a picture of it, or a poorly drawn version of what it's supposed to be. Not really that engaging.

[Pacman 3:arena]

Better than the average Pac-man clone, but the handling was rather awkward, and the enemy spawn rate was a little too frequent. You end up having to manage a horde you just can't fire fast enough to combat, though it was a bit of fun.

[Stickman Skateboarding]

I've seen a lot of better animated skateboarding games, but this one works, so that's something. There was a bit of variety, however there are just too many things like it.

[Frag Steve]

A combination of a sound board and a "kill x game" rather clever. There were quite a few lines, from iconic movies and actors, and I have to say it was actually satisfying to watch. However, what did Steve do to deserve this?

[Service Clerk]

Not really a mortal combat game, but rather a pattern one. The music added something, but it was annoying having to watch the intro every time you died. The finishing moves didn't seem to work. Fighting a raccoon bear hybrid was odd, but overall this was enjoyable.

[Counter-Strike Flash v1.0]

Yet another stationary shooter, I think I've seen something similar with much worse graphics. I thought that the movement looked really nice for the time, and the amount of reaction time you had was reasonable. I've certainly experienced worse shooters before.