Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Old Man Dressup 2!]

Overall this is just another dress up game, but the grandpa having some drip made the game. Nothing that unique here, and the music is only a 3 second loop.

[BARNYARD BATTLE]

So this was challenging, unfortunately I cheated a bit for the sake of time, but I could see this as doable, but a little bit of a hassle in comparison to modern games form of challenge.

I like the continuation off of Chickenator, I thought that game was cute and so is this one. This one however was more point and click adventure like. Now the puzzles were okay, nothing groundbreaking, but challenging enough to be entertaining, and I liked the inventory system. However the combat was what ruined the game. Like many old flashes, it relies on spam clicking the mouse way too much. Without an auto-clicker my hand actually cramped. Besides that I loved it, even though I never got to see the end.

[Zombie 3]

I don't think this works anymore, maybe it's because the original website is down, but either way if it's this complicated to play a simple flash game, it's really not worth anyone's time.

[Guy 08 [Doorpick]]

Decent choose the door game, if that's really a genre, but I've seen a few games with the three door concept by now. Really the premise of it was rather immature, but the smile on that circle made my day.

[BJARNE]

Another random hate fueled "kill x game." The concept is very simple-minded, and there really wasn't anything entertaining about it. All you do is hit two buttons and watch some orange thing get mutilated.

[(old stuff) Bully-o-Matic]

This was actually pretty decent for a plain "kill x game." While the concept is beyond bland, the animation is surprisingly smooth. The way the water worked, and his head moved around, were rather satisfying.

[Field of Fire]

This shooter is pretty good, it uses a cover system that actually works, and is potentially beneficial to the player, but also has something to counter you from staying behind at all times. I do wish there was a reload feature to keep you from spamming the mouse button to get hits. The art was also pretty well done.

[dress up prep]

Not the best dress up game I've seen. It follows the same drag and drop style of other early flash dress up, but the art is pretty bad, and ultimately is not very original by any means.

[8 More Dead Baby Uses!]

So this one is more interactive than the others, still equally fucked up, you had and still have a grim sense of humor. I'll never understand the odd fascination with blue dead babies.

[MacroSoft Glass Panels 98]

This joke has been done before, so no real creativity. I've seen way better making fun of windows simulators. The real problem I've found is that there is hardly any content in it, I get the joke, but there aren't any redeeming qualities like gadgets or actual mostly functioning pages, it's just the same joke over and over, and better yet told over several games of the same quality and type.