Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guy 08 [Doorpick]]

Decent choose the door game, if that's really a genre, but I've seen a few games with the three door concept by now. Really the premise of it was rather immature, but the smile on that circle made my day.

[BJARNE]

Another random hate fueled "kill x game." The concept is very simple-minded, and there really wasn't anything entertaining about it. All you do is hit two buttons and watch some orange thing get mutilated.

[(old stuff) Bully-o-Matic]

This was actually pretty decent for a plain "kill x game." While the concept is beyond bland, the animation is surprisingly smooth. The way the water worked, and his head moved around, were rather satisfying.

[Field of Fire]

This shooter is pretty good, it uses a cover system that actually works, and is potentially beneficial to the player, but also has something to counter you from staying behind at all times. I do wish there was a reload feature to keep you from spamming the mouse button to get hits. The art was also pretty well done.

[dress up prep]

Not the best dress up game I've seen. It follows the same drag and drop style of other early flash dress up, but the art is pretty bad, and ultimately is not very original by any means.

[8 More Dead Baby Uses!]

So this one is more interactive than the others, still equally fucked up, you had and still have a grim sense of humor. I'll never understand the odd fascination with blue dead babies.

[MacroSoft Glass Panels 98]

This joke has been done before, so no real creativity. I've seen way better making fun of windows simulators. The real problem I've found is that there is hardly any content in it, I get the joke, but there aren't any redeeming qualities like gadgets or actual mostly functioning pages, it's just the same joke over and over, and better yet told over several games of the same quality and type.

[My first game...]

Interesting concept, but little game play. You never really get the opportunity to test much out since all the enemies just go to the right side of the screen and stop. I felt that both the legs and turret going 360 was a little much, I think there should be a limit to how far you can have it different from each other, because movement can easily become awkward.

[Chamber of Horrors]

Unfinished, but not the worst I've seen. It had an okay point and click concept, and the riddle was actually pretty fair. Obviously it needs work on the graphics, and finishing it up, but I found it alright.

[ST - RPG]

So it's only a short demo, and there are no checkpoints, so that's a bit annoying, but the combat system seemed cool. I'm not big on Star Trek though, so the story was kinda meh for me.