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So, an online keyboard is pretty cool, but that would be assuming it worked, sounded like a keyboard, actually followed some pattern, and sounded pleasant, which this has none of...

I've been numbed to jump scares by the Five Nights at Freddy's games, but even without that I don't think anyone older than 12 would really jump.

So the game sets out to scare you, that's fine, and original at that, but it flat out tells you how. "something will happen" the noises aren't even loud enough to compensate, and the scare is basically the same thing in both parts. The art was okay, but definitely not unsettling enough to do anything, also moved to slowly at the jump scare parts.

Ultimately the game doesn't accomplish it's sole purpose, but I guess it was alright for old "scary game" standards.

This is a re-skin of the basic mosquito swatter game, and a poor one at that. I don't know why it's named what it is, nor why the sound "doughnuts" plays over and over again. This is quite the shitpost, but not the good kind.

A good western style duel game. The art is what really held things together, the shading gave it a rather dramatic feel, and the animation was smooth. This game has around 4 paths, each to varying degree of gruesomeness. Feels mostly finished for a 2001 demo.

This was a pretty neat racer, there aren't a lot of these type of games on the early portal. Very fast paced, in fact a little too much so, it ended up being more of a memorization challenge than a racing one, but it felt pretty good to play. The way things sped by were satisfying, even with the little sound each time you got past an obstacle.

If there was more game play, or maybe a map of the oncoming obstacles in the bottom right, I could see this scoring much higher.

It had an okay animation, but really wasn't very entertaining. There just isn't a lot of content.

This was a cute dress up game, very simple art, and opened up with a banger song. Still nothing super unique, I liked the costumes, and the fact that you can mute the music, but still only a generic flash dress up.

Overall this is just another dress up game, but the grandpa having some drip made the game. Nothing that unique here, and the music is only a 3 second loop.

So this was challenging, unfortunately I cheated a bit for the sake of time, but I could see this as doable, but a little bit of a hassle in comparison to modern games form of challenge.

I like the continuation off of Chickenator, I thought that game was cute and so is this one. This one however was more point and click adventure like. Now the puzzles were okay, nothing groundbreaking, but challenging enough to be entertaining, and I liked the inventory system. However the combat was what ruined the game. Like many old flashes, it relies on spam clicking the mouse way too much. Without an auto-clicker my hand actually cramped. Besides that I loved it, even though I never got to see the end.

I don't think this works anymore, maybe it's because the original website is down, but either way if it's this complicated to play a simple flash game, it's really not worth anyone's time.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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