There isn't anything here, very poor attempt at a dress up game as it has no variety whatsoever.
There isn't anything here, very poor attempt at a dress up game as it has no variety whatsoever.
So another Newgrounds demo that brings nothing original to the table, and isn't anywhere near completion. I'm not sure what this game would even be if it were done, but I assume it would've been running over those specs that kinda looked like people.
So, an online keyboard is pretty cool, but that would be assuming it worked, sounded like a keyboard, actually followed some pattern, and sounded pleasant, which this has none of...
I've been numbed to jump scares by the Five Nights at Freddy's games, but even without that I don't think anyone older than 12 would really jump.
So the game sets out to scare you, that's fine, and original at that, but it flat out tells you how. "something will happen" the noises aren't even loud enough to compensate, and the scare is basically the same thing in both parts. The art was okay, but definitely not unsettling enough to do anything, also moved to slowly at the jump scare parts.
Ultimately the game doesn't accomplish it's sole purpose, but I guess it was alright for old "scary game" standards.
This is a re-skin of the basic mosquito swatter game, and a poor one at that. I don't know why it's named what it is, nor why the sound "doughnuts" plays over and over again. This is quite the shitpost, but not the good kind.
A good western style duel game. The art is what really held things together, the shading gave it a rather dramatic feel, and the animation was smooth. This game has around 4 paths, each to varying degree of gruesomeness. Feels mostly finished for a 2001 demo.
This was a pretty neat racer, there aren't a lot of these type of games on the early portal. Very fast paced, in fact a little too much so, it ended up being more of a memorization challenge than a racing one, but it felt pretty good to play. The way things sped by were satisfying, even with the little sound each time you got past an obstacle.
If there was more game play, or maybe a map of the oncoming obstacles in the bottom right, I could see this scoring much higher.
It had an okay animation, but really wasn't very entertaining. There just isn't a lot of content.
This was a cute dress up game, very simple art, and opened up with a banger song. Still nothing super unique, I liked the costumes, and the fact that you can mute the music, but still only a generic flash dress up.
Overall this is just another dress up game, but the grandpa having some drip made the game. Nothing that unique here, and the music is only a 3 second loop.
I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me
Age 22, Male
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Joined on 10/2/19