Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nude Porn Tit Boob]

This is a re-skin of the basic mosquito swatter game, and a poor one at that. I don't know why it's named what it is, nor why the sound "doughnuts" plays over and over again. This is quite the shitpost, but not the good kind.

[QuickDraw demo]

A good western style duel game. The art is what really held things together, the shading gave it a rather dramatic feel, and the animation was smooth. This game has around 4 paths, each to varying degree of gruesomeness. Feels mostly finished for a 2001 demo.

[Extreme Speed(3d racer)]

This was a pretty neat racer, there aren't a lot of these type of games on the early portal. Very fast paced, in fact a little too much so, it ended up being more of a memorization challenge than a racing one, but it felt pretty good to play. The way things sped by were satisfying, even with the little sound each time you got past an obstacle.

If there was more game play, or maybe a map of the oncoming obstacles in the bottom right, I could see this scoring much higher.

[3 sticks]

It had an okay animation, but really wasn't very entertaining. There just isn't a lot of content.

[Senor Barajas Dress Up]

This was a cute dress up game, very simple art, and opened up with a banger song. Still nothing super unique, I liked the costumes, and the fact that you can mute the music, but still only a generic flash dress up.

[Old Man Dressup 2!]

Overall this is just another dress up game, but the grandpa having some drip made the game. Nothing that unique here, and the music is only a 3 second loop.

[BARNYARD BATTLE]

So this was challenging, unfortunately I cheated a bit for the sake of time, but I could see this as doable, but a little bit of a hassle in comparison to modern games form of challenge.

I like the continuation off of Chickenator, I thought that game was cute and so is this one. This one however was more point and click adventure like. Now the puzzles were okay, nothing groundbreaking, but challenging enough to be entertaining, and I liked the inventory system. However the combat was what ruined the game. Like many old flashes, it relies on spam clicking the mouse way too much. Without an auto-clicker my hand actually cramped. Besides that I loved it, even though I never got to see the end.

[Zombie 3]

I don't think this works anymore, maybe it's because the original website is down, but either way if it's this complicated to play a simple flash game, it's really not worth anyone's time.

[Guy 08 [Doorpick]]

Decent choose the door game, if that's really a genre, but I've seen a few games with the three door concept by now. Really the premise of it was rather immature, but the smile on that circle made my day.

[BJARNE]

Another random hate fueled "kill x game." The concept is very simple-minded, and there really wasn't anything entertaining about it. All you do is hit two buttons and watch some orange thing get mutilated.