Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xiao Xiao No. 6]

Another well animated Xiao Xiao game, though not as good as some of the others that you have made. I have no clue how this got Turd of the Week, it was pretty good.

Save for being well drawn, it's interactivity was minimal, but that's all it needed to be. I couldn't figure out how to squish the guy in that mini game, so that's a shame.

[Coming Soon To Newgrounds]

So this game spends time stroking it's own dick, and I think it was meant to be a trailer of some sort, but it actually tells you nothing about the game whatsoever. It's like a scam message in an email. This is only worsened by the fact that the game seems to have never come out in the first place.

[The Lounger (complete)]

Much better than the original and the re-uploaded version you made, this one actually has the potential to make money and overall looks better. It has quite a few more things to do, and a fish...

Overall an okay virtual pet, but I'm not sure why it got the daily feature over GunBlaze.

[GunBlaze]

A wonderful first person shooter that has many parallels to Metal Gear Solid, and is self aware too.

The conversation is done quite well, and the tutorials explain everything flat out, and make it so you don't get lost on anything. On top of that you were courteous enough to add mini games in between the scenes for people with slower computers. The characters were also generally fun to read even though they were super generic.

The combat didn't require much strategy, but at some points it actually proved to be a bit challenging, and I'm glad that you get to choose between 4 difficulties at the start so you know what you're getting into. (the tip "shoot em in the head" was said at least 4 times.)

I liked the small things like being able to ogle at the girls you save at the end of each round, and having some extra tools at your disposal, like the grenades. The music also well complimented the game at many points.

The art was overall good, though some anatomy was a little off (like the feet and hands, but nobody was looking at that because there were some bazongas to glance at.) I especially enjoyed that at the end you could've gotten wallpapers based on how well you did. Unfortunately, the site is now down, so you can't...

Good job, jamus-se.

[Zombie Adventure - Demo]

In concept a zombie arena has much potential to be good, but this doesn't much with that, all it does it set some unreachable goals, and plays shitty music while you walk around hitting most nonreactive zombies. It gets boring fast.

[_________________________]

I've seen something just like this one with a face instead, so the concept doesn't impress me whatsoever. Honestly this was just lazily done, you only move around a toilet.

[Star Wars : the game!]

So it's a demo, but that doesn't really make an excuse for the poor animation quality, nor the fact that you can just spam all the arrow keys at once until you can win.

This was severely flawed, but could've been something if executed properly.

[Pinball King]

Okay pinball, but it's pretty standard for flash, did you use a kit or something? When you hit the side wall you instantly lose, which it pretty annoying.

[A vexing, predicament.]

This was a message of pure verbal diarrhea. The words flew out of your mouth like water comes out of a drainage pipe, worthless and disgusting. This was quite the shitpost right here. Fancily talking in circles to get nowhere and have no game. Quite a waste of time.

[How to: Simple Preloader]

Good on you for helping out old flash creators, though I think I've seen something that helps with this very issue. Dated obviously, as nobody uses this software anymore.