Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blood Everywhere!]

Just as the reviews below me say, no blood. I don't really care though since it's just a title.

Anyways I thought that the pickup lines were pretty cheesy and hitting him definitely was satisfying. However this just feed into the violent humor of early 2000's and doesn't really tell me a joke I haven't heard before.

[Beat Penny Bain's Fat Ass]

ViDEo GaMEs CaUse ViOLEncE!1!!

but seriously I have no idea who this is, and while I don't think the argument that video games cause any form of violent intent holds up to any research, killing someone because of their beliefs (even wrong) isn't really something funny to me.

All it is is another "kill x game" with only taking about 4 clicks to finish.

[fbi april fool's message]

A funny, database April fools game. Some of the jokes were very dated however. I did enjoy the references to major past events that he caused.

[verses for everyday life]

Was this supposed to be an April fools joke to contrast what other things have been uploaded to the portal? If so amazing, if not that makes this much worse.

Putting my personal feeling about religion aside, all this does is take Bible verses out of context and show them to you, sometimes not even "helping" with the problem in question. What really makes this awful is that the text comes off the actual book and is put on the background. It's like you didn't even know how to change font size.

[Hammers Revenge]

The comment below me pretty much states all I will.

Anyways, another lame whack-a-mole clone, at least you can hit these ones instead of the others, where they'd just go way too fast.

[Donkey vs Bitch]

It's a fighting game alright, but not a lot of skill required. Had a bit of creativity on the insults. Major problem with it was that you could pretty much just spam click to win instantly. A little more tactics would've been nice.

[yOu smell like a dOg]

Literal dog crap.

The game wasn't that bad, but the premise really was. All you do is smell dog shit, and it only has the level of first grade toilet humor. Unfortunate you never got turd of the week.

[Geeks on Parade!]

I'm kinda offended in a weird way. But that's what happens when you make fun of your main audience. I'm a nerd, but like I don't really know what made people think that we're lame.

Anyways personal bias aside, it was pretty alright animation, and some of the jokes were fun. I hope this was meant as light humor rather than an actual mocking.

[Balloon Pop]

Simple falling object game, with a little bit more control to it since you can jump up to the object. Only real problem with it was how hard it was to tell when the balloon passed the threshold of being able to get popped.

[pepsi girl wheel of death]

Pepsi girl really has nothing on PEPSI MAN!!! anyways...

This was quite well animated even though it's just another "kill x" format of game. However this had a lot of competitive brands going against her and required a higher level of creativity than other things lurking about 2001. Ultimately it was alright, but still has that aura of early 2000's immature humor to it.