Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Siege!]

Nice and simple puzzle game, would've been better if there was a bit more to it than just fucking around with the settings until you get it. Some of the angles were just infrequent, and I wasn't really sure if it was ever necessary to adjust the power from the middle.

[Tony Lowrez]

I liked the idea for the time, an online talk animated talk show would've been cool. Been done before nowadays though. This is very Italian, and the humor was rather meh, some jokes made me smile though. His ability to slap across the room was probably the best part.

[virus bain]

Random shoot em up I guess. Flawed, not only because of the lack of interesting content, but because it tells me I won when I lose. I don't know what the deal with this "Penny Bain" person was, but glad Newgrounds didn't get taken down and became what it is today.

[Blood Everywhere!]

Just as the reviews below me say, no blood. I don't really care though since it's just a title.

Anyways I thought that the pickup lines were pretty cheesy and hitting him definitely was satisfying. However this just feed into the violent humor of early 2000's and doesn't really tell me a joke I haven't heard before.

[Beat Penny Bain's Fat Ass]

ViDEo GaMEs CaUse ViOLEncE!1!!

but seriously I have no idea who this is, and while I don't think the argument that video games cause any form of violent intent holds up to any research, killing someone because of their beliefs (even wrong) isn't really something funny to me.

All it is is another "kill x game" with only taking about 4 clicks to finish.

[fbi april fool's message]

A funny, database April fools game. Some of the jokes were very dated however. I did enjoy the references to major past events that he caused.

[verses for everyday life]

Was this supposed to be an April fools joke to contrast what other things have been uploaded to the portal? If so amazing, if not that makes this much worse.

Putting my personal feeling about religion aside, all this does is take Bible verses out of context and show them to you, sometimes not even "helping" with the problem in question. What really makes this awful is that the text comes off the actual book and is put on the background. It's like you didn't even know how to change font size.

[Hammers Revenge]

The comment below me pretty much states all I will.

Anyways, another lame whack-a-mole clone, at least you can hit these ones instead of the others, where they'd just go way too fast.

[Donkey vs Bitch]

It's a fighting game alright, but not a lot of skill required. Had a bit of creativity on the insults. Major problem with it was that you could pretty much just spam click to win instantly. A little more tactics would've been nice.

[yOu smell like a dOg]

Literal dog crap.

The game wasn't that bad, but the premise really was. All you do is smell dog shit, and it only has the level of first grade toilet humor. Unfortunate you never got turd of the week.