Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Geeks on Parade!]

I'm kinda offended in a weird way. But that's what happens when you make fun of your main audience. I'm a nerd, but like I don't really know what made people think that we're lame.

Anyways personal bias aside, it was pretty alright animation, and some of the jokes were fun. I hope this was meant as light humor rather than an actual mocking.

[Balloon Pop]

Simple falling object game, with a little bit more control to it since you can jump up to the object. Only real problem with it was how hard it was to tell when the balloon passed the threshold of being able to get popped.

[pepsi girl wheel of death]

Pepsi girl really has nothing on PEPSI MAN!!! anyways...

This was quite well animated even though it's just another "kill x" format of game. However this had a lot of competitive brands going against her and required a higher level of creativity than other things lurking about 2001. Ultimately it was alright, but still has that aura of early 2000's immature humor to it.

[PAPAP]

Solid idea, I liked all the fun additions to pong, but there were a few issues with it. One was that it seemed to randomly re-serve the ball to a random side, and the other was that the numbers just didn't seem to show up. Time and score for both players had nothing next to it.

[Flash DDR (All Your Base)]

Same score as last one since it nearly the same game. Really liked the flash DDR. This one seemed a little worse picture wise, but game play wise I liked the lives system. If it were a bit longer, It'd probably be even better. Alas, the limitations of old flash.

[Flash DDR (Quake Master)]

I really loved this, DDR on flash is a pretty neat idea, and it'd probably be really good if there was a little more to this one. I loved the images, the song was alright (not the best in my opinion), and the accuracy of when you hit the keys was pretty on point. Really wish there was a bit more game than just this though.

Only had one problem, some of the flashing effects would go over the arrows and make it harder to judge when to press it. You could solve this by laying the arrows above and making it a unique color.

[Twigman - Eat corn]

Just another problematic Pac-man clone of the time. Gave an extra star because it seems you did most of the art again. Problem with this one, like many of the clones, you hit a corner when you turn and sometimes get stuck. Regular Pac-man would never do that.

[Driving & Shooting Shit]

I found the game actually pretty fun to play, nice quirk with the press 7 and lose all your points shit. I don't know why, but I found the game rather satisfying overall. Maybe it was the way the car drifted, or the guys moved after being shot.

[Downhill Skiing]

Gonna be honest, I can't even play the thing because of all the plugins it says I need. I don't think it would've been bad, but I'm fairly certain most people can't even play this anymore.

Edit: So I'm not sure if this was an issue for everyone, but I couldn't play this before and can now. I don't know if you fixed it or if it was something on my end. Either way, now I see that it's a pretty okay game, needs music or sound effects though because it gets boring really quickly. Although it was rather calming.

[Star Huntress]

Would've probably been a whole lot better, if the speed wasn't so fast now. I've been playing all the games on Newgrounds and this is one of the first that has this style of play, save for about two others. Honestly the idea of the bosses and power-ups make this game super interesting, but the game is practically unplayable now because of the amount of damage you take in a little collision.