Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flash DDR (Quake Master)]

I really loved this, DDR on flash is a pretty neat idea, and it'd probably be really good if there was a little more to this one. I loved the images, the song was alright (not the best in my opinion), and the accuracy of when you hit the keys was pretty on point. Really wish there was a bit more game than just this though.

Only had one problem, some of the flashing effects would go over the arrows and make it harder to judge when to press it. You could solve this by laying the arrows above and making it a unique color.

[Driving & Shooting Shit]

I found the game actually pretty fun to play, nice quirk with the press 7 and lose all your points shit. I don't know why, but I found the game rather satisfying overall. Maybe it was the way the car drifted, or the guys moved after being shot.

[Downhill Skiing]

Gonna be honest, I can't even play the thing because of all the plugins it says I need. I don't think it would've been bad, but I'm fairly certain most people can't even play this anymore.

Edit: So I'm not sure if this was an issue for everyone, but I couldn't play this before and can now. I don't know if you fixed it or if it was something on my end. Either way, now I see that it's a pretty okay game, needs music or sound effects though because it gets boring really quickly. Although it was rather calming.

[Star Huntress]

Would've probably been a whole lot better, if the speed wasn't so fast now. I've been playing all the games on Newgrounds and this is one of the first that has this style of play, save for about two others. Honestly the idea of the bosses and power-ups make this game super interesting, but the game is practically unplayable now because of the amount of damage you take in a little collision.

[bOng sim]

More than decent, and rather challenging, I'll never quite be a bong lord. I can't say it's "like the real thing" because that's an outlandish claim, but it's a nice mini game for what it has.

[Våld]

A little meta on all the violence games about on the site, but then it becomes a violence game, so I don't know how I feel about that. The story was cute, and the game play was about what I expected (not very great.)

[kung-fu kitty]

It's a "kill x game" but with a cat. I like cute cats so an extra half star for you.

[Don't eat the Yellow Snow]

Reminds me of the Game and Watch juggler game. Except in this one there was a major issue that prevented you from actually getting anywhere, much like the last game of this kind, the balls can fall simultaneously and prevent you from scoring very high.

[Glue House Murders EP1]

This was a pretty poor attempt at a detective game, although the idea wasn't completely terrible, there were more than a few flaws that caused it's downfall.

Ultimately most of the rooms in the house were completely pointless, and some leaps in logic were made. How is there tape on a hidden murder scene that you haven't been told about? Why did they keep the child and not the mother? If no evidence was removed from the house can't they just check who had the gun? What the fuck did Bill use to escape? All these things contribute to a rather poor detective game. Not to mention the small amount of space you need to hover over something for it actually to be inspected.

[Beat the Geek!]

I hated it on an emotional level. It wasn't very funny, and I think that's what it was going for?

The questions were oddly specific, and some had no definite answers. What really killed me was the annoying mocking noises from the guy. I just want to take the quiz, not get harassed from some weird imaginary kid.