Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill The Dog]

Another "kill x game" without any sound or unique ideas. There was only a quick flash of Osama, so I'm not counting it to the half star for patriotism I've been giving to my reviews where Osama dies.

[The Lounger]

A sort of "virtual pet" game as you called it, but there was a lack of things to do, and most of it was just chance based. I liked that you could change the controls on the tank, but there wasn't any good graphics in this.

[Jack-In-The_Box]

So another "kill x game" of sorts, but it wasn't expected by the title of it. The chase scene is less than optimal, in fact barely functional because he just seems to heal over your attacks and you're stuck in a loop until the end of the hall. Points for creativity though.

[Osama-Punch-O-Rama]

Another assassinate Osama Bin Laden game, which there are plenty of, though this one stands out in the sense of the animation being unique along with the sound effects. It felt much like a cartoon throughout it. One thing that I liked especially was that you didn't need to spam click on Osama to hit him over and over like many other games did, there was actually a bit of originality to the code of this flash game.

[Mr T Dress up]

Another dress up game with not so great props, though Mr. T is funny you can't just ride off of that to get high ratings.

[FUN QUESTION MARK #5@@@@@]

Classic shitpost from the clock crew, kinda like an AMV (Anime music videos), but not really. Also not sure why this is under games since it has no interactivity.

[Virtual Yes&Know Book]

Confusing for me because I don't know the rules of most sports, nor am I familiar with this style of book. I am surely not the target audience, but it seems like a faithful recreation. I do enjoy your childhood remakes in Flash.

[Sam L Jackson Soundboard]

Cool soundboard for an iconic actor, most of the lines were from Pulp Fiction. Samuel Jackson is quite the character, anything he says can be funny in the right context.

[Relic Hunter]

Nice point and click adventure game, one of the more enjoyable ones out there. I somehow managed to guess the right path on the first go, which is uncanny luck. The snake fight was a little annoying because it moved so quickly, there was a small bug where you could pause that section by right clicking play and then the snake dies way too easily.

I personally enjoyed that small puzzle section, even if it was just trial and error.

[united we dance]

Another simple dancing game from you, the third featuring George W. Bush. Why do you make him specifically dance so much? Anyways not particularly worse or better than anything else you've done.