Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skullo #1]

Just as the description says, it's bugged beyond playability. Voting zero because you asked, not so much because it entirely deserves it, but it would most likely only get half anyways.

[UFOria]

I got 1805 as my score, but I could've gotten much higher if I wanted to.

This was pretty sweet, and I'm not talking sour patch kids bittersweet, I'm talking caramel chocolate cookie sweet. Overall the concept was great, it's like flappy bird, but way before it came out.

I especially enjoy the 500 points bonuses that came, it made the game feel more alive, and definitely would be much worse without it.

Only thing it's lacking is music, and it already has a little jingle, but it's not enough for the rest of the game play.

[Create a hobo]

Simple dress up game with low effort overall. Can't say any of the art actually looked good at all.

[The burgler]

A lighthearted approach on robbery. Definitely a facetious game, but I'd to point that robbing during the day is much more effective because usually the person isn't home, but rather at work.

The voices is what won me over mostly, it was silly hearing it. Reminds me a little of the voices used by the clock crew.

[The Simpsons Trivia v1.0]

Just another random Simpson's quiz, mostly just impressive how you got 100 questions wrapped up in there.

[X Box Startup]

Another take on whole making fun of Microsoft thing, which just never made sense to me being that most people were on Windows computers at the time.

This one was a little different, but had the same fundamental ideals as the "windows simulators."

[Vigilante Beta]

I kinda liked it for a beta. The art style was pretty nice, but the controls didn't always work. I could see much being done with this type of game.

[Microsoft Windows XP]

The startup was really the only good part about this, everything else was very bland. I've seen way too many games making fun of windows, and you just jumped on the bandwagon. There isn't anything particularly original about this one, nor was is very amusing at all.

[Ralusas Cure]

So was it supposed to be a point and click adventure? I'm not sure, the controls were never listed, and I have no idea what's going on.

What is that character design, it's horrifying. It's like a man dumpling, and I'm not talking sumo wrestler type.

So much happens at once, I don't know where the story was going, I get you were 14, but at 14 I had the common sense not to post this.

On top of that the story ends on a cliffhanger...

[Childless Dreams]

Had potential, but this is one of the most busted games I've seen thus far. The amount of bugs and mistakes are laughable. The concept was golden though, a top down horror with some small combat on the side, and the story wasn't too bad, just generic.

Here is a list of bugs / exploits:

- You can click on the door no matter where you are in the room, this makes any room able to be skipped over.
- Pressing space doesn't really work for the attack button, mouse is much better, but space only works sometimes.
- When in the dark room you can walk off the screen
- Also in the dark room, when walk off the screen the darkness follows you off, This makes you find the door without any real challenge.
- You can right click and hit play on the piano without knowing the code and then finish the game from there (have no idea where the code is btw.)

Don't take this list as an insult, I did enjoy it for what it was, and liked the small things, like the Resident Evil like opening door animation, but there's just too much wrong with it for it to have a higher score.