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Not the best collision detection and is quite literally a "kill x game." Maybe in concept it had something, I did like the running animation.

Just as the description says, it's bugged beyond playability. Voting zero because you asked, not so much because it entirely deserves it, but it would most likely only get half anyways.

I got 1805 as my score, but I could've gotten much higher if I wanted to.

This was pretty sweet, and I'm not talking sour patch kids bittersweet, I'm talking caramel chocolate cookie sweet. Overall the concept was great, it's like flappy bird, but way before it came out.

I especially enjoy the 500 points bonuses that came, it made the game feel more alive, and definitely would be much worse without it.

Only thing it's lacking is music, and it already has a little jingle, but it's not enough for the rest of the game play.

Simple dress up game with low effort overall. Can't say any of the art actually looked good at all.

A lighthearted approach on robbery. Definitely a facetious game, but I'd to point that robbing during the day is much more effective because usually the person isn't home, but rather at work.

The voices is what won me over mostly, it was silly hearing it. Reminds me a little of the voices used by the clock crew.

Just another random Simpson's quiz, mostly just impressive how you got 100 questions wrapped up in there.

Another take on whole making fun of Microsoft thing, which just never made sense to me being that most people were on Windows computers at the time.

This one was a little different, but had the same fundamental ideals as the "windows simulators."

I kinda liked it for a beta. The art style was pretty nice, but the controls didn't always work. I could see much being done with this type of game.

The startup was really the only good part about this, everything else was very bland. I've seen way too many games making fun of windows, and you just jumped on the bandwagon. There isn't anything particularly original about this one, nor was is very amusing at all.

So was it supposed to be a point and click adventure? I'm not sure, the controls were never listed, and I have no idea what's going on.

What is that character design, it's horrifying. It's like a man dumpling, and I'm not talking sumo wrestler type.

So much happens at once, I don't know where the story was going, I get you were 14, but at 14 I had the common sense not to post this.

On top of that the story ends on a cliffhanger...

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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