Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shoot Em Up]

Pretty alright work for stick figures. I've been reviewing all the games on the site, and for 2001 standards this is pretty good. It's more of a memorization and trial and error game than a shooter, but hey we all gotta start somewhere.

Also noticed a bug with it, if you keep failing, you can just right click and hit play to make the game think you passed the last shot. (not sure if the accuracy and number of shots was actually tracked btw. I think it just gives you a number.)

[POKEKILL]

Killing spree game, in the Pokemon universe. Not really my thing, but I can tell there was more effort put into this than just shooting Pikachu once.

[Asian Clan: Chleuy's Rage]

Not good, not terrible though, had a point to it, but no definitive end as far as I could tell. You could move around and shoot shit, but after you grabbed the money it all seemed pointless.

[Deep Thoughts - Killing]

Not exactly great, belongs more on the "movies" part of the site. Just a simple animation that really wasn't all that funny to me.

[War 2]

A lot better than you're previous ones, though a little corny.

You seemed to have moved on from stick animation, which is quite a leap, the "sniping" (which still isn't sniping, but whatever) has better windows in which you can fire, and the choices allowed you to retry without annoyance from the un-obvious.

[punch kid]

All I do is punch a kid while he smiles, actually kinda creepy. There was a secret apparently? Couldn't find it :(

[Diner Dilemma]

Why can't I just do my job?

Another "kill x game." I was fully expecting to be allowed to actually cook, or serve, or maybe solve a problem. Instead, I was brought back to the cruel reality that most games from early 2000's here are brutal and found violence funny. It's really not, like really really not.

As the comment below says, all you do is kill people, slap people, and get called a bitch. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[True Warriors Demo]

That wasn't even close to being done whatsoever. The game froze on the enemy and you had to right click and then hit play for it to continue. Item button doesn't work, and I'm left aimless. It had okay animation for the time I guess.

[>> Murder Mystery 2 <<]

Welp, another murder mystery, this one had a bit better mapping and a nice zoom in feature with flash 5. Major issues were that I was expecting to interview someone, but that never came into play, and that most of the clues didn't lead anywhere. Was I just supposed to guess?

[.:Gauntlet:.]

I actually liked this one quite a bit, nice gauntlet.

A few issues with it: the wall pretty much eats you any time you get near it, you can run out of keys to get to the next area (which doesn't really seem fair in my opinion, as they should be more of a bonus thing), and you and right click and hit play to skip to the next level. Also needs instructions on how to use the potion.

Even with all theses bugs and minor issues, I really liked the concept of it. I also enjoyed that the fireball wasn't spam-able, and despawned the last one as you fired the next. I also enjoyed the sense of urgency with your health diminishing over time, but I feel that it should have been done with a timer, rather than your health.