Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Diner Dilemma]

Why can't I just do my job?

Another "kill x game." I was fully expecting to be allowed to actually cook, or serve, or maybe solve a problem. Instead, I was brought back to the cruel reality that most games from early 2000's here are brutal and found violence funny. It's really not, like really really not.

As the comment below says, all you do is kill people, slap people, and get called a bitch. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[True Warriors Demo]

That wasn't even close to being done whatsoever. The game froze on the enemy and you had to right click and then hit play for it to continue. Item button doesn't work, and I'm left aimless. It had okay animation for the time I guess.

[>> Murder Mystery 2 <<]

Welp, another murder mystery, this one had a bit better mapping and a nice zoom in feature with flash 5. Major issues were that I was expecting to interview someone, but that never came into play, and that most of the clues didn't lead anywhere. Was I just supposed to guess?

[.:Gauntlet:.]

I actually liked this one quite a bit, nice gauntlet.

A few issues with it: the wall pretty much eats you any time you get near it, you can run out of keys to get to the next area (which doesn't really seem fair in my opinion, as they should be more of a bonus thing), and you and right click and hit play to skip to the next level. Also needs instructions on how to use the potion.

Even with all theses bugs and minor issues, I really liked the concept of it. I also enjoyed that the fireball wasn't spam-able, and despawned the last one as you fired the next. I also enjoyed the sense of urgency with your health diminishing over time, but I feel that it should have been done with a timer, rather than your health.

[escape grade 1]

Pretty much the same game as escape high school. You guys really need to escape from somewhere else this is the third remake of something like this. Ultimately nothing new, actually a step back if anything.

[Dinopet 1.0]

Very empty, these pet games really need more to em. All you can do is watch 2 animations, and get run over.

[kaksen]

Sehr eigenartig, ich weiß nicht, warum ich einer Person einen Kolben angelegt und sie so behandelt habe, als wären sie verstopft, aber ... ich glaube, ich habe es getan. Nicht besonders gut, aber ich denke, es könnte Spaß machen, eine halbe Sekunde lang mit Ihrem Geschwister Tastatur-Spam zu versenden. Scat Humor ist nicht mein Ding, ein bisschen ekliger Typ.

English translation:
Very peculiar, I don't know why I put a plunger on a person and treated them like they were clogged but... I guess I did. Not especially good, but I guess it could be fun to keyboard spam with your sibling for half a second. Scat humor isn't my thing, kinda gross dude.

[jason the offending game]

Kinda cool, in a way. Had a few issues navigating, I'm pretty sure you can get caught in a loop at some points. I'll accept the gore for this game since it is Jason after all...

[Commandos I intro]

That was significantly flawed.

Okay so the concepts at first seemed cool, but they aren't implemented whatsoever. The intelligence bar goes down and has no effect on anything, nor does the special bar go down at all from what I could tell. Having both Strength and Health bars is kinda redundant.

What made this game so bad was that you couldn't see anything while you were getting fired at because you're stuck in the scope the whole time. This leaves you taking damage and frantically looking for someone, then another guy spawns and suddenly you're dead...

PS: noticed a bug where it would just say I won after a certain number of tries, then it wouldn't let me retry the game.

[Kill Will Stamper]

I don't think this is the Will Stamper I'm thinking of...

Either way, man that sucked. Another "kill x game" with this one being hypocritical in nature because you joke about death saying he shouldn't joke about death. Just as most games of this type, you click on his head till he drops dead.