Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[StrawberryClock dress up!]

Classic shitpost from the clock crew, I expected no less. Not enough props to be good, but the music was pretty funny.

[BarbJump]

Pretty fun, but it gets impossible after a certain point, which is fair. Wouldn't want someone getting an infinite score. This is a good mix of dark and humorous, while not being overly violent, it was actually a good game.

[Birds v1.0]

A fun betting game, with a ton of side widgets and short funny things. Mostly just for shits and giggles, but that's what a good flash is for.

There is one fatal error I noticed. When you click in and out of an item in the shop it'll give you the reward money again that you got from the last round. Obviously if that money is high enough, or you're patient enough, you can do the whole game only winning one race.

[punch-a-nerd]

Satisfying sound and animation, but the premise is quite grim. I don't really like games with unprovoked violence, which is odd since I'm on old Newgrounds, but still.

[Shoot Them]

It's the generic mosquito swatter game from flash kit, beautiful...

The only good part about this was that you added a flapping animation on the guys and I thought that was cute, everything else is pretty rotten though.

[Robot War]

Seems like it has potential, but I personally just didn't have much fun with it. It kinda drops you in with instructions that don't explain much besides one word describing what they do. I liked the art, and the music was cool, but with only one difficulty setting it's hard to get into.

[Chicken Hunter]

Simple shooter, kinda fun, but all the chickens have the same path. Honestly glad it wasn't too long because it would've been more boring to have it drag on.

Chickens are very funny animals.

[Miscar Redrum!]

It's an odd soundboard, and it doesn't bring any pleasant feelings when playing. Is this all voiced by you?

I wasn't really sure what was going on, I get it's for a comic book, but that doesn't explain much at all.

[Dr. P's Infernal Machine]

It's a pretty bad sound board. This was supposed to be a shitpost right? Really annoyed my ears.

RadishClock responds:

you're welcome

[Astroboy vs One Bad Storm]

So at the start I thought it might be something cool, but it actually ended up being very similar to a bunch of trashy plane games that were released around this time too. The life and power stuff was cool, but you get instantly killed after like a minute by something with way too much health.