Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Childless Dreams]

Had potential, but this is one of the most busted games I've seen thus far. The amount of bugs and mistakes are laughable. The concept was golden though, a top down horror with some small combat on the side, and the story wasn't too bad, just generic.

Here is a list of bugs / exploits:

- You can click on the door no matter where you are in the room, this makes any room able to be skipped over.
- Pressing space doesn't really work for the attack button, mouse is much better, but space only works sometimes.
- When in the dark room you can walk off the screen
- Also in the dark room, when walk off the screen the darkness follows you off, This makes you find the door without any real challenge.
- You can right click and hit play on the piano without knowing the code and then finish the game from there (have no idea where the code is btw.)

Don't take this list as an insult, I did enjoy it for what it was, and liked the small things, like the Resident Evil like opening door animation, but there's just too much wrong with it for it to have a higher score.

[Secret Agent v.1.01]

I'd like to point out the review two below me from @NathanHale and emphasize that all he said is very true, knowing most of what is on this is not an accurate assessment of becoming a spy in Afghanistan, but that obviously isn't what I came for.

So it's another who want to be a millionaire clone, seemingly themed for Afghanistan because of the 9/11 attacks. I'm not sure if this were to be a cultural acceptance style of thing, or more like a pro-American take on it because of the spies they might have had there. Either way it's fine.

Overall the animation was quite good, and the questions were okay for the topic, but not the best they could've been.

This still qualifies for an extra half star for patriotism.

[Sam Vs. Megaman]

Not my cup of tea honestly, nothing that wrong with it, I just didn't personally enjoy it.

It seems oddly weighted in Sam's favor, I've never heard of the Iron Butterfly games before, but if they aren't as well known, I couldn't imagine it being better than the Megaman series.

The art was good, but the animation was very slow, so the fight ended up being dragged out.

[Alien Terminator Final]

Leaps and bounds better than the first, the removal of the energy system was better off, and I like that the missiles now transfer between levels, so how well you do continues on. Game was mostly dependent on guessing where the enemy would end up.

Only problem was lack of urgency and odd art choices. Like why are giant spiders crawling on a picture of a globe? If you had controls where you had to move manually and avoid shots, it could be a little better off.

[StrawberryClock dress up!]

Classic shitpost from the clock crew, I expected no less. Not enough props to be good, but the music was pretty funny.

[BarbJump]

Pretty fun, but it gets impossible after a certain point, which is fair. Wouldn't want someone getting an infinite score. This is a good mix of dark and humorous, while not being overly violent, it was actually a good game.

[Birds v1.0]

A fun betting game, with a ton of side widgets and short funny things. Mostly just for shits and giggles, but that's what a good flash is for.

There is one fatal error I noticed. When you click in and out of an item in the shop it'll give you the reward money again that you got from the last round. Obviously if that money is high enough, or you're patient enough, you can do the whole game only winning one race.

[punch-a-nerd]

Satisfying sound and animation, but the premise is quite grim. I don't really like games with unprovoked violence, which is odd since I'm on old Newgrounds, but still.

[Shoot Them]

It's the generic mosquito swatter game from flash kit, beautiful...

The only good part about this was that you added a flapping animation on the guys and I thought that was cute, everything else is pretty rotten though.

[Robot War]

Seems like it has potential, but I personally just didn't have much fun with it. It kinda drops you in with instructions that don't explain much besides one word describing what they do. I liked the art, and the music was cool, but with only one difficulty setting it's hard to get into.