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Gets boring pretty quick, would be nice to have a timer or something to tell me when it's gonna end. The controls a simple click and drag around, but I didn't see it mentioned in the instructions.

Odd title, being that the only thing that this has to do with turning Japanese is the background music you decided to put up.

Either way, it's a simple dodging game, with sub par graphics. You can get by most of it, by just hugging the right, so I can't say it was well made either.

Pretty good for 2002, but I can't say that it aged very well. There are many unique features here, with the whole murder bar at the bottom being calculated by many things at once, but the art and animation aren't anything to be impressed by.

It seemed rather difficult to pass stages even though I was playing on easy... I don't want to know what hard is like.

Another assassin flash on the early portal. This one had better animation than most, but I hate the idea of hurting a happy innocent penguin... :(

Never have I been so disappointed not to hear the *BONK* sound effect when using a mallet.

Bill Gates?

Anyways this seems to be just another shitty assassin flash really. This time the person that you kill insults you, so you fell less bad about it, still murder though...

This fat guy is durable! Like he loses an arm and keeps going, that's will power right there.

Mildly entertaining, I remember there being tons of apps and stuff just like this about not pushing buttons. Seemingly, you're one of the first on the portal.

Another poorly made assassin style game where all you do is click on something and watch it die. The art wasn't any good, and there isn't any animation either. It's really just more needless violence.

A short and challenging game about fragility and dodging literally everything.

I can't give much to the story of this game as you are literally sentient bubble, but that's not what it's about. The game play and art style is where this game shines. Just as Ericho said below, the attention to detail is amazing, things like worms, bodies, lanterns, pebbles, and droplets of water, really set this apart from other games in 2002.

The game is simple, don't touch anything, and that simplicity makes it all the better. Through the 13 levels you learn to adjust your speed to dodge even the smallest of things. Additional challenges, such as air currents and moving objects were a nice touch. The time trial at the bottom that adds to your score gives the game a little bit more replay value as well.

In short, simple, challenging, and fun. Good job Struma.

Not nearly done as you can drive off the track, the turning is too sensitive, and there is no end to it. It doesn't take a lot of effort to make this really, but it was managed to be done wrong.

As it says in the title, it is really basic. There are plenty of skateboard games out there that came prior to this, and to be honest I don't think any of them were really that good, and this is about the average of them. You could ride on your skateboard sideways, so that says something about the graphics and effort put into this.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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