Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[3D M-16 Shooting Range]

Generic shooting range game, that is very repetitive. It doesn't really tell you what all the numbers mean, so that would be nice if you included that in the instructions. The art was basic, not bad but simple shapes. Overall, it gets boring fast.

[Phoenix Zero -Old]

I get that this was a demo or something, or that it wasn't finished, but man that was broken as all hell. Literally you could fire at a rate so fast it makes machine guns seem archaic. This causes enemies to be obliterated the second they show up, and all power ups quickly become yours. Even the difficulty you chose at the start doesn't make any real difference as you quickly shoot at hundreds of bullets a second. Needless to say, this wasn't that good, and I hope the next one improved on this.

[The West (game)]

Very similar to your last game about DDay, but I can't say that it made many improvements as it was also just more memorization. This time around it gave you some instructions so that was good, but often times memorizing so many things at once was a bit annoying. The art and theme of it all held together at least, now everyone is impressed at my ability to find the bar, stick a knife in between my hand, read instructions, and shoot a still target at close range.

[Doors 5000!]

I've played at least 25 variants of windows simulators just like this one, so there is no joke that I haven't seen already about x system not working, in short, this is one of the least original things to post at this time. I admit that it has a bit more features than the average one, as there are three dead end games instead of websites, not that it makes it that much better.

[Are You Bitchmade?]

Basically a slideshow as I'm fairly certain it calls you bitch made no matter what. I've seen others similar to this such as a personality quiz, or love interest thing that always give you poor results.

[Father Ted Clip-Board]

So it was a soundboard with some jokes on it from an old TV show that I've never seen, I image it was good though. Unfortunately, this doesn't really work well for the soundboard format as you get mostly laugh track thrown at you every time you hit a button.

[Terrorist Dressup]

The whole terrorist thing with Osama has been done to death already at this point. I wouldn't call this a dress up as much as a mix and match, but I guess it falls into nearly the same category. The whole thing as mildly funny, but I can't say that it was great.

[Mad Libs (Dildo Demo)]

A Mad Libs game with one pretty poorly written story and very little replay value. There wasn't any art or sound, so this was a simplistic flash really.

[BACEN SATBS MISTEREY MANE]

Another shitpost game from the clock crew without much quality to it. Really just an assassination game about stabbing someone at a pride parade, so that says something about the concept of this...

The game dragged on too long as you just aimlessly slashed at the same guy again and again.

[Pilot the Neb]

Seems a little barren, but not quite fitting into a minimalist theme since there was a variety of colors. That being said, the game doesn't shine from the way it looks.

Apparently this idea came from the game Helicopter, but I never played that, so I don't have a point of reference. Either way just because it has a similar premise doesn't make it necessarily unoriginal. I thought that it had a bit of variety, and although it didn't have many great things making it up, it came together well for a fun experience.