Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[USA Under Attack:The Game]

So this is terrible, not objectively, but morally. This was way too close to 9/11 and you're literally shooting people that would've died anyways, and are victims.

Now as a game, it's actually a pretty okay falling object game, it has levels, and tells you how many you missed and got, and has an opening cinematic. Still not sure why you did this.

[Brady Bunch Knock-Down]

I haven't seen any games quite like this one, rather interesting mechanics, but a dumb game for sure. I don't know much about the show Brady Bunch, but now I know that the intro is annoying as hell, so thank you.

[Destroy The Bugs]

Kinda like the mosquito swatter game that's been redone a few times now, but with levels. Has a flaw where if the bugs go off screen then they despawn and won't come back so you can't get to the next level.

[Whack bin Laden]

When he throws the grenade, the pin is still in, that should kill me.

A rather decent shooting range style of game, with some current events sprinkled in there. Not bad, but rather bland, took him a while to throw anything.

[Operation Infinit Revenge]

The man throws missiles with bear hands... what a chad.

I realized he had an Indian accent for some reason, don't know what that's about. The click detection was pretty bad, but I managed to get it. Him falling apart at the end was great.

[Space Cadet (game)]

This was a pretty good version of asteroids. There was plenty of variety for such such a simple concept with three ships, and plenty of bonuses / power ups. The sounds effects really added to the enjoyment of it overall.

[Drums Synth]

Surprisingly enjoyable, and even though the visuals aren't anything great, the sounds were pretty solid, and the hotkeys made it playable. It warms my heart to have the applauds at the end.

[Vampire Junk]

The animation was easily the best part, very silly overall, I hope you weren't trying to be serious. Most of the actions were just pressing a letter on the keyboard that started the word that you were doing, but that's fine. More of a movie than anything else.

[Digimon Bounty Hunters]

Another "kill x game." Has some classic characters that have nothing to do with each other, and a basic bitch story that makes no sense.

[OMFGZ!]

Animation looked okay, but it really was just kinda random and cringey. Seems to be your only game, and you probably made this when you were young.

Slug-Salt responds:

Wow thanks for the review of this dusty old thing, Yes it is cringe as hell. But what can I say it's nearly 20 years old!!! Crazy.