Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ivan]

I liked the intro and overall theme of the flash, but I do feel that it was a little unfair, you should make it that you play from the start of a stage rather from the very beginning.

[Bush Calculates Revenge]

It's literally just math. I liked the music and all that it gave me motivation, and the robot voice saying "solve" was pretty nice too. Gave an extra half star for patriotism.

Wish I could take the time to solve all this, but I really don't feel like it...

[Mission:01 Kill Bin Laden]

So once he comes out to negotiate and shoot him that becomes murder, so good job at depicting American dumbfuckery and the pity of man's quickness to anger.

That's a little opinionated, but I'll stand by it. Anyways the game was okay at best, target practice was fine, but I'd like to actually hit him instead of what happened. Still just a "kill x game."

[S.N.O.T.L.E.D]

Wasn't really that interesting, and definitely belongs in the movie tab rather than the games section. The animation was okay, but I've seen a lot of better dancing games come out before this one. I feel like I may have missed a reference or two because of my generation.

[Whack-Osama!]

This was a pretty nice version of whack a mole actually, but I think you needed to adjust the hit box for good old Bin Laden. It didn't register when I clicked on the head.

[Jimmys Got a Gun: Level 1]

So it was a massacre style of game, but doesn't introduce any new concepts or anything. I did enjoy that got points for other things than just murder, like shooting an ice cream cone. Though I'll always have an issue with shooting up innocents.

[Hampster Death]

Another "kill x game" with the hamster dance song in it. When I was younger, I'd listen to that shit all the time, so this insults me.

[Poke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

The trick is if you press play you don't poke his eye and the animation plays, so he freaks out for no reason.

Anyways this is very simple, kinda funny, and almost has good animation, but there's hardly anything here.

[Smack Osama Bin Laden!]

Very similar to one that was just posted, but with a fly swatter instead of a gun. Not sure what that's about, this is very low effort.

[Commandos1 Demo]

Nothing like the intro that was posted a while before this one. Not bad, but very generic, it tries to be better than average, but fails because of the lack of utility. Like there was a thing where ducked behind cover and whatever, but you couldn't really understand what was going on because of the black screen that comes with having a score, apparently.