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Better than the average Pac-man clone, but the handling was rather awkward, and the enemy spawn rate was a little too frequent. You end up having to manage a horde you just can't fire fast enough to combat, though it was a bit of fun.

I've seen a lot of better animated skateboarding games, but this one works, so that's something. There was a bit of variety, however there are just too many things like it.

A combination of a sound board and a "kill x game" rather clever. There were quite a few lines, from iconic movies and actors, and I have to say it was actually satisfying to watch. However, what did Steve do to deserve this?

Not really a mortal combat game, but rather a pattern one. The music added something, but it was annoying having to watch the intro every time you died. The finishing moves didn't seem to work. Fighting a raccoon bear hybrid was odd, but overall this was enjoyable.

Yet another stationary shooter, I think I've seen something similar with much worse graphics. I thought that the movement looked really nice for the time, and the amount of reaction time you had was reasonable. I've certainly experienced worse shooters before.

That music was really annoying, there should be an option to turn it off. Even still this is one of the first platformers on the site that are still up, but obviously that means that it had nothing to build off of, therefore wasn't that good. The controls were too sensitive, and the hitboxes were not totally accurate, and the attack button was buggy, and retracted almost immediately.

Not a terrible idea, but there were quite a few negatives to make this worse than it could've been.

PS: the boss was probably beatable, but it just wasn't worth playing to get back to it.

Seems to work better than the other one, not sure why you didn't just fix it on the same submission though. Nice Mr. T cameo.

Concept is good, but very buggy, when you win it keeps going until the enemy kills you, the music plays over itself, and the counter didn't really work well. You can also spam your way to victory, but I think it affects your score.

Lacks any real purpose, sure it's interactive, but it's actually displeasing to click anything because of the shrill noises, and peculiar imagery. I'm not sure what this was supposed to be.

The guy moved way too erratically, and this isn't a very original style of game. Quite literally a "kill x game."

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

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