Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[long sleeve demo]

That music was really annoying, there should be an option to turn it off. Even still this is one of the first platformers on the site that are still up, but obviously that means that it had nothing to build off of, therefore wasn't that good. The controls were too sensitive, and the hitboxes were not totally accurate, and the attack button was buggy, and retracted almost immediately.

Not a terrible idea, but there were quite a few negatives to make this worse than it could've been.

PS: the boss was probably beatable, but it just wasn't worth playing to get back to it.

[Spy Vs Spy Fighting fixed]

Seems to work better than the other one, not sure why you didn't just fix it on the same submission though. Nice Mr. T cameo.

[Spy vs Spy fighting]

Concept is good, but very buggy, when you win it keeps going until the enemy kills you, the music plays over itself, and the counter didn't really work well. You can also spam your way to victory, but I think it affects your score.

[Flower Power]

Lacks any real purpose, sure it's interactive, but it's actually displeasing to click anything because of the shrill noises, and peculiar imagery. I'm not sure what this was supposed to be.

[Kill The Green Meanie!!]

The guy moved way too erratically, and this isn't a very original style of game. Quite literally a "kill x game."

[Stick Swat Stories Part 1]

If it weren't for the poor graphics, and several spelling mistakes, I'd probably give this 3 stars, but it really takes away from everything. Besides that I found it interesting with the different branches of endings.

[Evangelion-Rei]

That poem sucked... but actually though.

Not just saying it because of the description, but the wording was just too blunt, it was saying facts that we already know in an edgy way, there is great value in subtlety, and this poem has none of it. Probably sounds better in Japanese or whatever language it was in first.

Besides the value of the actual poem, this looks like a crappy edit of the audio and a bunch of still images to create "effect." It didn't.

Edit: Just watched all of Evangelion to get some context, worth it. Still this is shit, and is done much better in the anime. This isn't really a "poem," but rather a chain of existential thoughts that gets even more significantly stated later.

[The Fish Game]

A surprisingly good game, when I clicked on it I expected fishing, but got littering, this has some good shock value humor. On top of that it actually had a good combo system with penalty for staying in place from the helicopter.

[Handdrawn 3of4]

The art was okay, but this a little redundant with the art portal now. Not the best shading I've seen, and some of the concepts were just odd and oversexualized.

[Steve Ballmer Sucks]

What does this have to do with Steve Ballmer, I get it, ball, very funny, but really though...

There is just one press and you watch a ball bounces a few times and you're done. I guess I won though.