Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bruce Campbell Soundboard]

An actually decent soundboard as it has a gif at the startup, and an alright look and layout. Still, not much more credit can be given due to both it's simplicity and unoriginality.

[Clock Crew The Game Demo]

An actual good demonstration as it shows what the game has, and can have in the future, rather than just being an unfinished project.

Many first "shooters" on early Newgrounds end up being spam click fests, but this is only half of that since there are set timings in which your opponents set up, and in which you have to counter them. I can't say it was very difficult, but it was fun. All together, the art was solid, and the layout of the game was good.

[bunny grab!]

Simple, and cute idea here, can't say that it's the most entertaining thing, but it's fun to swing around a bunny for a few minutes. The bunny oddly reminded me of Ori from the game: Ori and Blind Forest.

You could make things more interesting by having the goal be to dodge the bunny as it tries to grab your mouse, but as I see it, it's fine with this being a normal widget.

[CEO Simulator]

So after 365 in game days of playing, I have made somewhere around 300 Billion dollars. Needless to say, I am the fastest growing company, who somehow gets away with paying people $15 a day.

So this was a fun time waster, not good for any serious strategy or anything, and gets to be a pain on your hands if you don't have an auto-clicker of some sort, but good for if you like seeing numbers go up. If you could buy in bulk, or make investments in other things, you could make a full game out of it, but the reality is, it's just a simple thing to play for a few minutes, that I personally spent to much time messing with...

Only bug I noticed was that you couldn't improve your marketing skills at all, which led to an odd ratio of laborers to marketers. Besides that, I recommend you improve their paychecks, because $15 a day is killing people...

[Pineapple!]

A decent game show type of game, mostly luck, but there is a tad bit of reflexes mixed in as well. I feel like the explanation at the start was too long, you could've shortened it quite a bit, but the actual board and spin thing were pretty well done.

There seemed to be a set time that something would get selected, maybe you should randomize it a bit more for fairness. The only main problem I had was that the "spinning" was a little slow, if it sped up there would be more of a challenge.

[Shoot the Arrow]

I can't say that it was actually good, but it certainly has that level of shitpost quality that doesn't allow me to give a lower score than this. The scream was comical, and the shortness of it reminds me of those memes where they cut right as the person shouts, so really this is just an early version of it.

[..::Zombie Attack::.. Lv1]

So this shows an introduction to a game, but doesn't really have much to describe what the game would actually be if it were completed. Zombie games have been done before, so maybe that? Either way, this wasn't very complex as all you do is click on a face a few times and then it ends. Have to agree that the sound effects were fun.

[Orca Fighter]

It follows the same format as the side scrolling shooters that have been going around and getting copied again and again, but this brings some more life to it. With the missiles and shots being separate, it gives you more options to take down opponents, and the music and graphics were well done for 2002. I'm not sure if there is an end, but it's a rather good take on a usually bad game.

[Portal Wars]

While not the best in animation or music, this had a ton of references to both things on the portal, movies, and literature. I found it rather entertaining to watch and since there was a variety of game play mechanics, it didn't get boring despite it's simplicity.

[Zero runs]

As it says in the description, the whole point is that you cannot touch the walls, but it is way too easy to cheat the system and not have the mouse on the screen. The game seemed to detect loss by the mouse hitting the walls, so hiding your cursor when on the screen made the game worse off.