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When I read the intro verses actually playing, I have to say I was kinda disappointed with the simplicity of this. Surely, the art was done quite well, but nothing was really focused upon with the concept of "ideas". The reality of it is this is pretty much just a themed shooting range of sorts. Not terrible, but gets old fast.

Pretty nice puzzle, but also quite a toughy, not going to lie. I thought that having a computer be able to solve it from any position was quite clever, it must have taken a lot of coding to be able to get this done.

It's really a simple concept, and you introduced it well, but for those who didn't quite get it, I suppose selling their soul was the only option...

A functional hangman game, but with a kangaroo instead, which is kinda silly I guess. I thought that the amount of terms was interesting, but I can't say that there were enough familiar terms in it. Most of the time, you'd get a rather obscure word, so it ended up being a completely guessing game rather than making educated guesses. With the difficulty of the words in mind, 4 tries is not enough.

Really not enough content here at all to justify a separate submission from the first one. The whole gun part would've been interesting if you could actually hit anything besides the last guy. The Music wasn't yours and the clip drags on. It doesn't seem that any more was done with this, and that's probably for the better, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't have gotten higher if there were more episodes.

Pretty basic asteroids game, but this time with the Clock Crew. Not really sure why so many have the thrust thing going on instead of just regular motion, but it's fine I guess.

Thought it was pretty bad at first, with only shooting a bunch of eggs or whatever, but the ending really made it all so much better. The music was fitting, but a little too short of a clip that was repeated. Luckily the game isn't that long, so it doesn't take much away from it.

Yeah blowing up the entirety of the Middle East isn't really my cup of tea, especially because of only one person. This game makes light of killing thousands because of religious choice, I can't say it's entertaining in the slightest.

Well here we have another shitty operating system that has been done way too many times, so it isn't even funny anymore. This one stood out because you could open more than one tab at once, which is actually kinda cool.

Simple point and click adventure game, but most things just result in a "you lose" so that was kind of boring. There were a few mildly funny things though.

Pretty generic game of this type, as per usual it's more memorization oriented than actual reflexes due to the short reaction time given. The art was okay, and the fact that there were quite a few levels made it a little better, but not by much.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

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