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Basic "kill x game." Not much variety from the other ones I've seen killing Osama Bin laden, but have an extra half star for patriotism.

I can't say that I've ever watched Card Sharks, nor I ever will, so I'm probably not the intended audience. Overall it was decent, just a roughly 50/50 chance game over and over. Can't say it's breaking any ground though. Maybe needs some music.

Not an inspiring demo to be certain... Doesn't really tell you much about what the game will be, and it doesn't introduce many new concepts save for the water temple. Kinda like if a short thought were a game.

A non functional game of pong, no sound or anything, just a ball bouncing back and forth at normal speeds. A bug occurs where the score will increment when it hits your "paddle" or your opponent's, if the ball goes too fast.

A functional Tetris, but why does it start out fast? It kinda ruins it.

So there isn't any music, which makes it get pretty boring quickly.

Odd point and click, but the highlight of this was the interface. So simple, but the sounds everything made was super fun. Most of the endings were silly, so that's something. Overall it was immature, and drawn poorly, so not much else can be said positively about this.

Cute, but very short and simple. I mean, I chuckled, even though I saw the joke coming from a mile away, so I can't say it's that bad.

Not the best dress up I've seen, but the fact that he's wearing 5 pairs of underwear was kinda fun. The amount of props, and quality of them was severely lacking for it to be considered good.

Basic "kill x game" liked the shaving bit, but it was a little buggy when you pressed something as it didn't always go through. Kinda hated the other parts "haha you missed" doesn't make sense when you got 5 or so direct shots. Either way, have your extra half star for patriotism.

First it was Pac-Man, then the side scrolling flier games, next it seem to be Frogger games that get remade / re-skinned over and over again.

Overall this is a basic Frogger game, nothing original besides some obvious picture changes. Major issue I have with it is that you occupy double the space with that truck, so it's pretty awkward to maneuver and see where you really are.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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