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Sounds like Christian propaganda to me, I don't know about that one.

Very similar style to the Lonely Hermit, though that one gave a more uneasy feeling, this one was just sorta a twisted Bible passage? Defiance of religion seems to be one of your overall themes, and it's one that people pick up well.

Very odd, and abstract in a peculiar way. Reminds me a little of Petscop, even though that obviously wasn't out yet, the sounds and colors give it the same feel.

Something tells me from the previous comments that something else was posted here before it became whatever this is...

I mean, a pretty standard shitpost for the clock crew, nothing new there. Wish it didn't hurt my eyes and ears, but I mean, it made me chuckle I guess.

I did find the secret, made an extra $200.

I think Johnny is pretty normal considering, I mean the things you're doing to him could occur to anyone. Drugs tend to do that. Only thing that's slightly disturbing is how much he depends on Lithium, but whatever, we're all a little crazy.

The art overall was good, and the idea was actually pretty solid. I've never seen something where you have to make a judgement on a fictional character's normalcy before.

Basic "kill x game." Not much variety from the other ones I've seen killing Osama Bin laden, but have an extra half star for patriotism.

I can't say that I've ever watched Card Sharks, nor I ever will, so I'm probably not the intended audience. Overall it was decent, just a roughly 50/50 chance game over and over. Can't say it's breaking any ground though. Maybe needs some music.

Not an inspiring demo to be certain... Doesn't really tell you much about what the game will be, and it doesn't introduce many new concepts save for the water temple. Kinda like if a short thought were a game.

A non functional game of pong, no sound or anything, just a ball bouncing back and forth at normal speeds. A bug occurs where the score will increment when it hits your "paddle" or your opponent's, if the ball goes too fast.

A functional Tetris, but why does it start out fast? It kinda ruins it.

So there isn't any music, which makes it get pretty boring quickly.

Odd point and click, but the highlight of this was the interface. So simple, but the sounds everything made was super fun. Most of the endings were silly, so that's something. Overall it was immature, and drawn poorly, so not much else can be said positively about this.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

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