Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Swat Stories Part 1]

If it weren't for the poor graphics, and several spelling mistakes, I'd probably give this 3 stars, but it really takes away from everything. Besides that I found it interesting with the different branches of endings.

[Evangelion-Rei]

That poem sucked... but actually though.

Not just saying it because of the description, but the wording was just too blunt, it was saying facts that we already know in an edgy way, there is great value in subtlety, and this poem has none of it. Probably sounds better in Japanese or whatever language it was in first.

Besides the value of the actual poem, this looks like a crappy edit of the audio and a bunch of still images to create "effect." It didn't.

Edit: Just watched all of Evangelion to get some context, worth it. Still this is shit, and is done much better in the anime. This isn't really a "poem," but rather a chain of existential thoughts that gets even more significantly stated later.

[The Fish Game]

A surprisingly good game, when I clicked on it I expected fishing, but got littering, this has some good shock value humor. On top of that it actually had a good combo system with penalty for staying in place from the helicopter.

[Handdrawn 3of4]

The art was okay, but this a little redundant with the art portal now. Not the best shading I've seen, and some of the concepts were just odd and oversexualized.

[Steve Ballmer Sucks]

What does this have to do with Steve Ballmer, I get it, ball, very funny, but really though...

There is just one press and you watch a ball bounces a few times and you're done. I guess I won though.

[The Love Machine]

So this was kinda funny, almost a waste of time to answer the questions honestly, but the joke was worth it.

[Fling Poo At Dee Snider!]

This was shitty, and the idea wasn't that great either. The hitboxes seemed way off, you couldn't really get any depth perception and the trajectory of the poo. And this seems like another cop out to get clicks by putting a celebrity in it.

[TSUNAMI lev. 1]

Oddly enough, I preferred the previous demo, it had better reaction time, and more lore scattered about, as well as more human interaction options. This one looks better, but is missing something from the older version.

[Particle Psychosis]

This was rather hypnotic, and very satisfying to look at. On top of that it was highly customizable, a little more instruction would be nice though. Reminds me of the old Audio portal loops that you could look at.