Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[HOT DOG PORN!]

Misleading title, I was gravely disappointed...

As for an instrument game, I guess it was okay, the art was the best part, and the sounds were decent, but there really wasn't a whole lot to do with it.

[A Small Mishap]

Not sure why this is under games, as there is no interactivity, but the joke was almost funny! While death was obvious and overly grotesque, and the animation wasn't all that great, the text on the shirts changing each time the frame alternated was clever.

[Find the black dot]

So it wasn't really a game at all, especially since there was no black dot, but rather an optical illusion that takes place. While kinda clever, offering a "prize" is kinda annoying.

[MAX THE GAME]

So I played the demo a while ago, and the beginning was very similar, and I can't say that this was much better than the previous. There was more content, but it wasn't especially original, nor entertaining.

[ERNIE-AID v.1.1]

Wasn't expecting any whack a mole from the title, but it's what I got. Early Newgrounds whack a mole tends to be two things, boring, or way too fast. This one is the former. I wish you could actually see him blow the money or maybe do anything besides "throw" money into holes.

[-=The Fat Nun=-]

What a plot twist right there, really something special. The premise is so stupid, and there are several grammatical errors, but it's still kinda funny in a weird way. Immature for sure.

[AOL vs FinalFantasy]

More of animation than a game, but still holds the same entertainment value. Well executed way of making fun of AOL, rather than just another simulator of it with a bunch of pop ups. No strategy required, it just kinda moves forward, wish there was a bit of actual game play. Art was extraordinary for the time though, however the game was in really small window.

[south park :shooter]

So this is another generic shooter game, with iconic South Park characters. However, this falls short on functionality. There is no variety in location, nor a different animation for when they shoot at you, causing you to lose health out of nowhere. It's way too easy, and you can go into negative ammo.

[Michelin Man Dress-Up]

There isn't anything here, very poor attempt at a dress up game as it has no variety whatsoever.

[Driving Demo]

So another Newgrounds demo that brings nothing original to the table, and isn't anywhere near completion. I'm not sure what this game would even be if it were done, but I assume it would've been running over those specs that kinda looked like people.