Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tribute to Mark Goff]

Who is Mark Goff, and what did he do? I looked him up and didn't find anything.

Anyways, this game is rather abstract, but I've seen this style before in a much better organized way. The presentation is just very messy, and there is very little to do.

[VM-68 Edit Pro!]

This was a good designing game, but it's for a rather niche audience, as many people have never gone paint balling before. I was actually kinda lost on how to design it at all.

There were many options and variety an several well drawn pieces to the gun. And with the button system to swap things out it doesn't lag the game because of too many objects.

Overall this was well designed, and I could see plenty of people enjoying it, though I wish there were some presets you could set it too automatically for a little assistance.

[Dress Up Bart]

Basic dress up game, with very little, non interesting options. The music was the best part, but you didn't really make it sooooo...

[HOT DOG PORN!]

Misleading title, I was gravely disappointed...

As for an instrument game, I guess it was okay, the art was the best part, and the sounds were decent, but there really wasn't a whole lot to do with it.

[A Small Mishap]

Not sure why this is under games, as there is no interactivity, but the joke was almost funny! While death was obvious and overly grotesque, and the animation wasn't all that great, the text on the shirts changing each time the frame alternated was clever.

[Find the black dot]

So it wasn't really a game at all, especially since there was no black dot, but rather an optical illusion that takes place. While kinda clever, offering a "prize" is kinda annoying.

[MAX THE GAME]

So I played the demo a while ago, and the beginning was very similar, and I can't say that this was much better than the previous. There was more content, but it wasn't especially original, nor entertaining.

[ERNIE-AID v.1.1]

Wasn't expecting any whack a mole from the title, but it's what I got. Early Newgrounds whack a mole tends to be two things, boring, or way too fast. This one is the former. I wish you could actually see him blow the money or maybe do anything besides "throw" money into holes.

[-=The Fat Nun=-]

What a plot twist right there, really something special. The premise is so stupid, and there are several grammatical errors, but it's still kinda funny in a weird way. Immature for sure.

[AOL vs FinalFantasy]

More of animation than a game, but still holds the same entertainment value. Well executed way of making fun of AOL, rather than just another simulator of it with a bunch of pop ups. No strategy required, it just kinda moves forward, wish there was a bit of actual game play. Art was extraordinary for the time though, however the game was in really small window.