Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Find the black dot]

So it wasn't really a game at all, especially since there was no black dot, but rather an optical illusion that takes place. While kinda clever, offering a "prize" is kinda annoying.

[MAX THE GAME]

So I played the demo a while ago, and the beginning was very similar, and I can't say that this was much better than the previous. There was more content, but it wasn't especially original, nor entertaining.

[ERNIE-AID v.1.1]

Wasn't expecting any whack a mole from the title, but it's what I got. Early Newgrounds whack a mole tends to be two things, boring, or way too fast. This one is the former. I wish you could actually see him blow the money or maybe do anything besides "throw" money into holes.

[-=The Fat Nun=-]

What a plot twist right there, really something special. The premise is so stupid, and there are several grammatical errors, but it's still kinda funny in a weird way. Immature for sure.

[AOL vs FinalFantasy]

More of animation than a game, but still holds the same entertainment value. Well executed way of making fun of AOL, rather than just another simulator of it with a bunch of pop ups. No strategy required, it just kinda moves forward, wish there was a bit of actual game play. Art was extraordinary for the time though, however the game was in really small window.

[south park :shooter]

So this is another generic shooter game, with iconic South Park characters. However, this falls short on functionality. There is no variety in location, nor a different animation for when they shoot at you, causing you to lose health out of nowhere. It's way too easy, and you can go into negative ammo.

[Michelin Man Dress-Up]

There isn't anything here, very poor attempt at a dress up game as it has no variety whatsoever.

[Driving Demo]

So another Newgrounds demo that brings nothing original to the table, and isn't anywhere near completion. I'm not sure what this game would even be if it were done, but I assume it would've been running over those specs that kinda looked like people.

[Cyber KeyBoard]

So, an online keyboard is pretty cool, but that would be assuming it worked, sounded like a keyboard, actually followed some pattern, and sounded pleasant, which this has none of...

[=Scary Encounter=]

I've been numbed to jump scares by the Five Nights at Freddy's games, but even without that I don't think anyone older than 12 would really jump.

So the game sets out to scare you, that's fine, and original at that, but it flat out tells you how. "something will happen" the noises aren't even loud enough to compensate, and the scare is basically the same thing in both parts. The art was okay, but definitely not unsettling enough to do anything, also moved to slowly at the jump scare parts.

Ultimately the game doesn't accomplish it's sole purpose, but I guess it was alright for old "scary game" standards.