Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hit Man]

So it makes itself out to be a hitman game, but it really isn't something so complex. In reality, it's just a massacre style game. You click a few things with poorly placed hitboxes, and a really long and slow animation plays with the hamster dance eventually. There are no redeeming qualities to this as far as I can tell.

[Hooligan Paintball]

Simple concept, but you don't really go far with it. would've been cool if you could aim at the entire screen rather than just half of it, or change colors. No score or anything of the sort is tracked, so it's really just for random shooting than any actual challenge.

I liked the art overall, and the variety of ways people could get shot was an interesting way of doing things. Like I could shoot someone in the foot and a different animation would play, pretty neat. The concept it lacking though, as it pretty much just falls in line to all the early Newgrounds violence at the time.

[Chicken Killer!]

Another low effort re-skin of the mosquito swatter game from flash kit, it doesn't seem to have any unique qualities to it.

[space blaster demo V2]

Another one of those side scrolling shooters that I've seen a ton of around the early 2000's. Even though you didn't "copy" per say, it's still not the most original idea, as it has very similar controls and concepts to many other submissions around the time. As you said in the description, there are a few bugs, such as invincibility, and being able to fly off screen. There really isn't any redeeming qualities for this one.

[How do I...]

Really just odd, not sure what the whole deal of it was, but it can be seen as mildly funny. More of a slideshow with one joke though, so I can't give any points for seriousness. But hey, if I get stabbed in the eye, I now know not to put pressure on it...

[Shore Acres 2]

So I finally got to playing the second game in the series, and I got to say, it's both better and worse than the original in a couple ways.

Your art has improved from the first one, that's an obvious plus, but this game was definitely shorter and more linear than the other. While it's good that you no longer have to pixel hunt to find all the objects, it kinda removes the old charm the first game had with feeling like you gained something from finding some randomly hidden object.

The story is about as silly as the first, this time around you're hunting some legend of diamonds, which wasn't bad, but a little generic. There was a minigame that was half-baked toward the end, needed some fine tuning on hitting the keys for the sharks. It wasn't all that difficult though.

I wish there was an actual bad ending if you accepted the fairy's deal, instead you just have to backtrack a little.

Overall, a little worse than the first one in my opinion, as the game felt rather empty at some points, but was still pretty fun to go through.

[SP Radio]

Doesn't actually work anymore, whenever you hit play it just makes one sound effect and then has silence. I'm assuming there was supposed to be music, but even if it had it, I can't say that this was very good at all.

[Windows XS Demo]

Another one of the same jokes, this time around the majority of the game is waiting for you to sign back in...

Could be potentially good if this joke wasn't already submitted to the portal 30 times.

[Schwarzenegger Program]

I've seen other Schwarzenegger sound boards around on the earlier portal, so I can't say this is that unique. It doesn't even have any pictures, so there isn't much going for this.

[The Fulp-O-Tron]

Cute little Fulp pet game of sorts. I would complain about the low quality images, but I think that was the theme you were going for, and it has a sort of charm because of it. Rather short, but it has a funny ending, so you got that going for it.