Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space Invaders-Flash con.]

Basic space invaders game, can't say there is much bad about it besides the rate of fire being a little too slow for my liking. It gets repetitive fast because the levels are the same, and it restores your lives each time. The art, however, seems to be done well overall.

[Nudie Puzzle]

Not the worst thing in the world, but a pretty poorly done flash puzzle. As it says in the description, a piece missing and the picture not snapping together did this game no favors. The picture in the end wasn't even that good either.

[Wheres Waldo?]

One of those games that try to jump scare you, I don't think Waldo is actually in this one as I found him in this image before in a different submission.

[Trash Day]

Well this is just one of those high quality shitpost games that are undeniably humorous. While it doesn't have much quality as a game, the simplicity of it matched with the intense music really made it funny. Thank God.

[Park A Lot II]

This game is as tough as nails, it makes me so frustrated that I swore like a sailor. Has some... interesting controls to say the least... I'm not sure why you changed the turn direction when in reverse vs forwards, when you could've kept it the same and had better control of the car, or was the goal to just be annoying? Either way, it kinda grew on me.

The stress really hounds on you throughout the game. From the queue being too long, getting the right spot or remembering, and the cars waiting in line, it's impossible to not get a time penalty somewhere along the line. I like that there were different stages now so that leaving was a little easier.

I finally beat it, even though this is the 2nd version I'll count that as my win, I guess suffering isn't the worst form of entertainment.

[PONG Classic]

Not super original, but honestly you're one of the few people that pong correctly on flash who uploaded here, so I have to give credit. While there the bug with the ball glitching in the paddle, you actually had the enemy AI be fair in that it only moves when the ball is on it's side of the screen.

[Mr T PrankCall Soundboard]

A basic Mr. T soundboard here, I've seen some others, but this one wasn't particularly higher or quality by much. As said by many others, the board doesn't really work for actual prank calls, as the volume for the quotes are all different, and you cannot stop noise or know how long one it. Still was mildly fun.

[area inner (d)arkline]

That counter really killed me, I thought maybe there was a level two so I waited, then I got struck with that. There was also no point to jumping. The idea for the power ups were cool, but since they were never put into action, I can't give much credit for it.

[The Legend of Eden *DEMO*]

A quite decent side scrolling shooter, especially since there were many others around this time that came nowhere near the quality of this one. The story wasn't bad, but I think I've seen it and the name on another submission for a very different game, so maybe you got the idea from the same source.

As for game play, I really enjoyed the boss fights, as they moved around quite frequently and had a variety of attacks, the same however, cannot be said for the basic enemies. It would significantly improve the game if you had better enemy AI for the standard enemies because as it is, you can just stay in the same spot and hold down fire until you get to the boss.

It was mostly functional, until I died and it said two credits, but I couldn't re spawn at all. And as the person below me said, the game shouldn't be skipable.

[Create A NewBorn Vers 2.0]

A basic dress up game here, it's relatively well drawn, and the music kept it more interesting. I'm glad that there were some presets, and that it wasn't just dragging the clothes around. For once I can dress up a not dead baby.