Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sheepy Uppy]

Pretty basic idea, and a rather unpolished game. I've seem some other submissions on the portal like this with a little better method. I recommend adding a timer, or lives system, because as of now the game seems to go on infinitely with hardly any repercussion for letting a sheep fall. Randomly along the line the sheep I clicked disappeared and the game reset, so that was a shame.

[The Terd Burglar]

Man, this was literally a shit show...

So the concept of a turd burglar is literally the worst thing I've ever heard of. Does he know that he can go to the sewers for that kind of stuff? Either way it had a sort of immature comedic value to it, but it definitely didn't age well, and I can't imagine this humor appeals to many older than 12. The art was done well for such a poor concept though.

[Go Canada! (Not Finished)]

Why on Earth would you change this submission to an unfinished Canada Flash? Either way, it wasn't a game, and it is completely unfinished, leaving me rather perplexed as to the purpose.

[Kill The Rabbit]

Basic and not well made. It says that it's all about timing, but the enemies move rather randomly so it's hard to gauge what will hit or not. The only thing you can time for is their attacks, but I noticed some infrequency there as well. There seemed to be a bug where the bunny can move down to the bottom of the screen. I don't think that was intentional.

[Light Infantry 2.0]

Okay for a first attempt, especially art wise, but the functionality of the game is quite low. As a common theme with old flash games, it doesn't give much time to react to situations. This is usually due to the fact that the maker knows where everything is and scales the reaction time based off of that.

As for the control scheme it has mildly improved from the awkward JKL and A to the arrow key and numbers. Still, this was unnecessary as you could've just clicked on everything instead.

[Monkey Diving]

A rather fun minigame of sorts, I liked that it had a few layers to it, such as timing when to both survive and get the most points. The art was well done, but I think that the monkey noise was repetitive and rather annoying.

This game is actually quite challenging, and is bordering unfair because monkeys can jump automatically. However, I think the time is long enough for a wave to pass no matter when it spawns in, so I won't lower the score for it.

[Kill The Boss Fight Game]

Really seems like you had a fighting game ready here, others in 2002 wouldn't have nearly as much stuff in it. Main problem was that the enemies were a little too difficult to hit without trading off damage. With this in mind, it makes a game where you fight off a ton of enemies very difficult.

The animation and music was well done, and the instructions were not only clear, but fun to look at. As I said before, the only thing I can find very wrong with this game was it's difficulty, I could imagine playing this through if it were improved a bit.

[My Pet Osama Version 1.0]

A pretty poorly done pet game with the over-used concept of killing Osama Bin Laden for the hundredth time. It doesn't help that since he was on a babies body it was basically child murder, which should make anyone feel uncomfortable...

The formatting was also poorly done, as the menu overlapped on the image of the kid. Animation could use some work as well being that it was really slow. Worst of all was that I couldn't actually get the gun to shoot, I had to right click and hit play for it to work.

[s1nt3ch's shooter(fixed)]

Not much better than the first one, but it fixes the method of getting infinite score by holding down the fire button. A new problem this introduces is that you have to really try to die. The player just has too much health to have any difficulty for this game. Enemies can still spawn on top as well.

I gave this the same score as the first, because it improved some things, but wasn't better by a significant margin.

[KITTY SAEVS TEH DAY!!!]

A beautiful game where one small cat prevents drug overdose, suicide, and assassination, but unfortunately cannot stop catastrophe. A story of both heroics, and self actualization was made here, in poetic form.

But seriously, the joke was funny, and the style of it all put together was cute. Obviously not super high quality for a game, but definitely good for a one off joke.